Was He Slow? No.

[quintexin-deactivated20180314]

tim: jason, this is cass, the newest edition to the family. she’s mute, but she makes up for it with her skills

jason: [with tears in his eyes] finally one that can shut the fuck up

[user893456]

“SMELL YA LATER, STINKFACE.”

please do not steal or repost my art.

[alexiadraws]

it’s that special day

[lightningstrikes-art]

[glaciya]

I have this headcanon that whenever Jason and Tim have an opportunity to refer to Damian’s age, they keep progressively saying he’s younger and younger just to get under Dami’s skin.  

*Watching TV and there’s a sex scene*

Jason, leaping over the coffee table to cover Damian’s eyes: Don’t let him see! He’s only ten!

Damian, hissing like an angry cat: I am fourteen you idiot, and I already know what intercourse is!

*One of the Titans cuss in front of him*

Tim, allowing his coffee mug to drop and shatter on the ground in order to cover Damian’s ears: Conner you can’t speak in front of him like that, he’s seven for hecks sake!

Damian, bright red with anger: Unhand me Drake before I punch you with my FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD FIST

*After carefully glancing around to make sure no one is watching him at one of Bruce’s charity galas, Damian sneaks a sip of champagne*

Jason and Tim after appearing from out of nowhere:

“Goodness gravy, Damian! You’re only three years old, stop trying to grow up so fast.”

“Why don’t we get you some juice? Nine month olds are allowed to drink juice right?”

Damian: *screams*

[lightningstrikes-art]

[flipityflip]

http://localstarboy.tumblr.com/post/165531698134/i-just-laughed-for-15-minutes-straight

LOL I had to draw this!

[jasonpetertoddx]

Bruce: Why is your back all scratched up?

Jason: [Flashback to him and Roy chasing a raccoon after Bruce told them to leave it alone]

Jason: I killed Damian

[alexiadraws]

Roy literally doesn’t know how to flirt with women but its okay because his wife loves him anyway

[thedisassociation]

greatest weakness:

any group of flawed but lovable misfits who make a family with each other

[classycolonel]

Thinking of changing my URL. Thoughts?

[weavemunchers-deactivated201407]

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

[coenbros-deactivated20200606]

[ruinsofxerxes]

I want to live where soul meets body

And let the sun wrap its arms around me

[speedlimit15]

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

[shegs]

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[istanbul-not-constantinople]

Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t allowed in my treehouse” and honestly same

[emperor-of-roses]

a while back my best friend linked me to a thread on homemade My Little Pony transformation hypnosis tapes

that’s a really loaded sentence so let me ease into it

they were like, hour long recordings you were supposed to lay down and listen to and focus on nothing else, that started off with some relaxation techniques then eased into like, “feel your hands becoming hooves. remember pinkie pie’s happy memories. imagine yourself literally becoming pinkie pie. imagine your pink mane. you are literally pinkie pie”

all with the goal of putting you in a mental state where you were convinced you were this cartoon pony. and it was full of people like “wow! this was so relaxing. i felt like i literally Became rarity”

the problem is that human brains are kind of, buggy? so people, especially if they listened to the tapes too much, started like, accidentally going to this mental state they’d created at random inopportune times. the thread was suddenly full of people desperate to know how to stop it because they were turning into rainbow dash in the middle of driving on a highway to work, or whatever

anyway, i’m just burdened with that knowledge forever, now. i think about it a lot

[memecucker]

Oh yeah this kinda stuff is news to a lot of people

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

remember tulpas