are you even trying?

jen. she/her ironically they/them unironically. fugue state 24/7. 2002

[sailingonlight]

[sailingonlight]

kawhi investigation ends and he comes to Toronto. demar derozen to Toronto. pascal siakam to Toronto. og to Toronto. Kyle Lowry unretires and extends his one day contract in Toronto. Global warming is reversed and Toronto becomes heaven on earth.

[sailingonlight]

has tumblr seen the canadian premier league game that just happened in a BLIZZARD like every time they tried to clear the field it just got covered again immediately. ottawa won bc a player BICYCLE KICKED a ball out of the air in the middle of all that snow to tie. theyre calling it the icicle kick.

[sailingonlight]

❌CAN'T TELL WHICH SIDE IS WHICH

❌DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE HELL THE BALL IS

❌GOAL BOX IS A SNOW BANK

✅PLAYER WHO JUST SAW SNOW FOR THE FIRST TIME FLIPS BACKWARDS INTO THE AIR AND SCORES

CANADA

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[human-pet-they]

I feel like the third person on here way way too often

[cryptotheism]

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

[glazeliights]

[postalswag]

[translatingpostsinfrench]

swagpostal

[summer-oil-inactive]

forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

This has gotta be a hit with the girlies who have always wanted something terrible to happen to them just so people realize they're in more misery than their outward appearance lets on

[loveridden1999]

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

[gingik]

[celestine5]

[sailingonlight]

ts pisses me off like obviously I would rather live in a society where ppl are unafraid to say they’re gay compared to one where people are afraid to come out. but are we serious here,

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[coast-modern]

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

[coast-modern]

How it feels to be 10 years old and hear Little Lion Man for the first time

[kosmogrl]