Charlotte-y

Demigirl, lesbian, french and english, sherlock & lotr fan.

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

One thing that’s really annoying with coping with ur hyperfixations with social media is that the algorithm doesn’t understand that you want it all about that one subject for a few months and then you kinda forget it exists.

So, someone should maje an app that’s exactly like tumblr or twitter like u post about what’s interesting to u but specifically designed fir hyperfixations. Like, there’s a page to update ur hyperfixations and the algorithm of ur fyp gollows ur fixations of the moment.

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

I don’t understand Clara. She’s like “oh but the doctor is old now” like girl you’re fighting a T-rex in Victorian London with a lizard lady, her wife and a burnt potato and all u care about is how your thousands-of-years-old-alien-time-travelling-kinda-immortal-friend has a weird face

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

A monster that tries to kill you and the only way to get rid of it is to convince someone that it exists and all the evidence just destroys itself so it’s just you and your arguments to save yourself?

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

Guys I found the best argumment for ecology.

Make humanity’s relationship with nature an enemies-to-lovers fanfic.

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

I told you what my worst fear is for you to:

a) comfort me

b) fear with me

c) suffer

d) exterminate it

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

Here’s my opinion on this moment in HLV:

So obviously this line was funny, and Sherlock face even funnier but I think it can be interpreted in a particular way.

I think that as a sociopath, Sherlock had to fake emotions all his life to blend in society better. In some episodes, Sherlock fakes his emotions to get a result from specific targets and clues in the case he’s working on. For example, when he investigates the Janus Car enigma that was set up by Moriarty to introduce himself, he lies to the missing man’s wife, telling her he is one of the man’s old friends. He even cries to make it seem real and manipulate her into telling him the truth.

So obviously he studied emotions and how to fake them at some point, which makes it even more interesting when John describes him as overreacting and amplifying his emotions and he realizes that he is not that good at faking emotions.

That’s only my opinion, feel free to disagree or add more to it :)

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

I have a question for all artists

Is the final result of your drawing, painting, song, sculpture, etc. the same thing as what you imagined before doing it?

Like if you wanted to draw Peeta Mellark as a bee, is your final drawing the same as what you had in mind beforehand?

And if not, how different is it?

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

Ok but Demons can only be killed with holy water.

So... does that mean Heaven had planned to fight Hell with water pistols during the War (if it had happened)?

[sherlockpaintings]

Franz Xaver Winterhalter - Florinda (1855)

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

This is hilarious

[glass-rose-paperweight]

There’s a lot of talk of John marrying Mary as a way to ‘prove’ his heterosexuality. He felt the need to appear ‘normal’, so he took on a normal life: wife, child, living in the suburbs. If we expand upon this a bit, I think his reaction to Mary when he finds out who she really is is telling. 

He’s not upset that she lied. He’s not upset she has a secret identity. He’s not upset that she shot Sherlock to cover up who she is. No, the thing that appears to upset him the most is that she ‘isn’t normal’. She doesn’t conform to idea of a ‘perfect’, ‘normal’ (aka, heterosexual) life. She isn’t the happy wife in the suburbs with a child, but a highly trained assassin. John chose Mary because he thought he could have a normal life with her. He chose someone who he thought was the exact opposite of Sherlock: wanting to settle down, not go on crazy, dangerous adventures.

But, even in his attempt to chose someone completely opposite to Sherlock, someone he can pretend to be straight with, he still ends up choosing someone who is similar to Sherlock in a lot of ways.

[silver99johnlocked]

I Love You

I think a lot about s4, just trying to see things in a way where they make minimum sense and after a bit of rewatching I’d like to analyze this particular scene. The famous Sherlock’s “I love you”.

First I’d like to point out the disposition of the room

Most importantly, the TV screen

Now Sherlock. He’s distracted, clearly exhausted, just trying to make Molly say it so she’ll be safe and they can get out of there. He just says it. It’s meaningless. But then something changed.

She asked him to say it like he meant it, which is impossible. Of course he cares for her, but it’s Sherlock, we all know his pressure point.

Well, the tv is placed right in front of him, while John is standing at his back, mostly to his right. As showed, the image of Molly’s flat wasn’t constantly on screen. The countdown was flashing, in a black background.

That is to say, he saw John’s reflection. His posture changes, along with his focus. He’s in it with his whole body and mind because he found the real reason for him ever saying those words, the very object of his affections: John Watson

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

OH MY GOD I’M CHOKING

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

Okay, so people the ship of Sherlock and John is called Johnlock.

Lestrade and Mycroft’s ship is Mystrade.

Mycroft and his cake is Mycake

So... does that mean John and Moriarty’s shippers are Morons?

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

Ok but is no one gonna talk about the fact that Sherlock said “it’s what people do, isn’t it?” before jumping.

And Moriarty yelled “Cause that’s what people DO” at the swimming pool.

HE WAS TRYING TO TELL JOHN THAT IT WAS MORIARTY

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

Can we talk about the fact that it took 10 years for Sherlock to remember Greg’s name but only one evening to remember John’s?

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

So I was on Pinterest the other day and my mom came in my room and started walking up to me

I had just swiped past an add for a lipstick and there was currently on my screen a drawing of Johnlock cuddling in the sofa, with their names written in a big font on top of the picture.

And as she came closer, my brain just went:

Okay, so we have four choices. One, we swipe back to the lipstick and let our mom think that we are interested in that kind of thing but don’t dare to ask her, which is just so false. Two, we stay on the Johnlock drawing, and our dear mother reads the names of the famous duo and look at my obsession for Sherlock in a very new, awkward and probably negative way, knowing that she is homophobic. Three, we swipe again and take the risk to get an even more awkward picture. Four, we lock our phone, which would look very suspicious and she would probably ask me why I closed my phone when she came.

Well, guess who got a lipstick for Christmas?

[caffeinated-coffee-bean]

I have started reading some of the old Sherlock stories and only three pages in Sherlock tells John he’s been wet lately.

Me being the gutterhead I am instantly went with the wrong assumption. Apparently Watson had only been caught in the rain.

I just thought Sherlock was always crass like that. Silly me. I was ready to accept the blatant talk about that stuff from Sherlock to John.

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

I thought the same when I read it

[witchyam]

I watch watching The Great Game and look

Look

The bullets on John aim at his heart, the heart that saved lives, that saved Sherlock, the heart they both share.

The bullets on Sherlock aim at his head. His brain. His brilliant brain. The brain that saved lives. The brain that saved John-

Holy Shit.

[classyhairdodeputyturtle]

Ok this is awesome but what is John looking at?