Click clack.

[Independent fairy OC. NSFW. Sideblog.]

[clatteringwings]

Though, we don't have mechanical beings here. At least none that would degrade under magic. We do have vialed liquified magic. :]

[autokrates]

I thiiiink we've finally found a material capable of containing magic without fully smothering it. We're still testing the durability, but if it works this should go a LONG way towards making contact with our more mechanical neighbors much easier.

Can't wait to give them a handshake without corroding them instantly or fucking up their sensors and blinding them because I radiate energy that is hostile to their very nature.

[clatteringwings]

Get on our level.

[clatteringwings]

Fucking relatable. Personally, if shit is going too slow I threaten to rip their eyes out and if anyone mentions something a third time in a different meeting I rip out a tongue.

[autokrates]

See, I want to threaten massive violence! But I don't want to let that just become my reputation. If people expect the violence it loses the impact it once had, you know?

[clatteringwings]

Violence never loses impact if you're creative enough.

[autokrates]

Half the meetings I attend really don't need me there. Pretty sure I get invited to these just so other people behave themselves.

[clatteringwings]

Fucking relatable. Personally, if shit is going too slow I threaten to rip their eyes out and if anyone mentions something a third time in a different meeting I rip out a tongue.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe

[frogshie]

first post kinda nervous

[autokrates]

Hmmm. Guy wearing black robes and gold tipped claw rings is applying for the job of royal advisor.

[clatteringwings]

Did I do this in a fugue state.

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

[clatteringwings]

@xlcedines

You think you're soooo funny don't you.

[cultcieht]

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[bunnypets]

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[miamlsunshine]

[clatteringwings]

Nah, I'll cut their throats. Ugh, I've gotten so nice in my old age.

[clatteringwings]

Meanwhile I'm still getting resistance former Council members in line. Eventually I'm going to get fucking sick of giving them chances and just throw them off a cliff.

Would be nicer than what they had done to us. :]

[clatteringwings]

Maya is all grown up and wants to do service work. What a little angel. She sure as fuck didn't get it from me.

[violeteyedkiller]

@clatteringwings chose: Insult

"Well go on. Let's hear it."

[clatteringwings]

I would if even that was worth the effort.