Perhaps a Grizzly

Claude, he/him, 21 | 🇮🇩 | Bearfailure (real) | Biotech student

[marinella-ela]

[cognitohazardous]

this is a bug

[seasonallydefective]

Creature that looks like it was made by a tumblr poll where 40% of people voted “eye” and 5% voted “leg”

[niarchery]

It's a mouse-deer, the smallest hoofed mammal in the world. They live in tropical forests in Southeast Asia.

We call them 'Kancil' in Indonesia and Malaysia. They're the main character of many of our traditional fables (typecast as clever/sly lil bastard)

[columbarius]

So, so gratifying to know that the ecological niche and the folklore role are shared for both rabbits and mouse deer. Guess you gotta be slick to be a tiny thicket herbivore.

[lumimie]

[mdq]

pet cigarette

[godisafujoshi]

[godisafujoshi]

[cannibalcaprine]

[moonchild-nissa]

dumb and dumber back at it again

[gyarutau]

my contribution to baby youtube trend

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late night doodle of damian and his son (knightfight you are so beloved in this household)

[segamascott]

[homunculus-argument]

I don't like people who actually "baby talk" to human babies. That's a person who's supposed to learn how to speak properly one day, and you're not helping by being nonsensical. These same people find it funny when you talk to a baby like you'd talk to any other person, and some of them get insulted when you baby talk to animals. I'm not the one talking to a dog like it's a baby, you're the one talking to a baby like it's a dog.

Wild animals, however, need to be addressed formally, like a person that you don't know. Because that's what they are, and you're not supposed to be familiar with them. And if one is familiar with you, that's the way you respond. Like sir. Sir what are you doing. There's nothing in my pockets for you. This is my yard and you are trespassing. Please leave.

[homunculus-argument]

Last night I had a dream where I was walking somewhere on a sunny day on a perfectly regular street, and saw someone walking a bunch of dogs, including three identical dachshunds that were off-leash, but attached to each other by a stick passed through all three of their harnesses. They were running around enthusiastically in a perfect row, while simultaneously keeping those little low "I'm warning you, I don't like this" growls at each other, clearly at conflict between loving the freedom of being unleashed, and hating the fact that they were stuck to each other.

I saw that go by and thought "holy shit, that's definitely my One Good Thing I Saw Today" but then I woke up.

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viewers please note, he is only tearing up and definitely NOT crying

[plaguedocboi]

I’m crying over this picture

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[todaysbird]

as they should

[crimsonclad]

why is this in Forbes. how does this impact the shareholders

[todaysbird]

invest in lovebirds. they can climb stuff with their face

[most-definitely-human]

[hersadexistence]

Povídání o pejskovi a kočičce, Eduard Hofman, 1950-1051 E01 Jak pejsek s kočičkou myli podlahu

[homunculus-argument]

I like that the only reason we can't domesticate hyenas is because they are simply too powerful. You could take one with you to a city on another continent, leave for work in the morning and then by lunch the beastie shows up at your job like "hi bud I think you accidentally forgot me at home :3 but it's ok I'm here now!" because once alone it chewed trough a brick wall, bent out a cast iron gate, and tracked the faintest scent on asphalt through a completely unfamiliar environment to find you.

Also caught and ate a few pigeons, two outdoor cats, and a small dog on the way. A quick snack.

[dabblingindissent]

[importantcatpics]

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[leeeen-90]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets