Noiz's Dong Piercing

I literally have no life so I started this blog. Feel free to ask me questions!~

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I died at this part (x)

[letspretendwearentdead]

WHAT

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and then there’s him

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[florizer-deactivated20240414]

what is older, the moon or the sun?

[florizer-deactivated20240414]

the moon, because it goes out at night

[idkselly]

when u broke af but u strongly support treating yourself

[just-shower-thoughts]

“It’s Raining Men,” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor,” are about the same event, but wildly different perspectives.

[lovely-rukias]

Virus: “Come here, Hersha”

Aoba: 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whoever is controlling me sucks at this game

[whatsliferotfl]

[lizmitches]

dog mom things

“what are you eating. what’s in your mouth??? whAT’S IN YOUR MOUTH”

turning their lil ears inside out

whEN THEY REST THEIR HEAD ON UR LEG

the rabbit kicks when they’re dreaming

doggie sneezes!!!!!

the head tilt at high pitched sounds

when the lil paw reaches out to ask for more pets

dogs!!!

[stability]

[itsagifnotagif]

If they don’t know the, “I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I’m Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now” meme they are too young for you

[jiminandhislostjam]

AOBA!!! | りん

[clears-robot-pubes]

*6am, opens eyes*

me: I can't wait to go to bed tonight.

[kars]

what a story

[pr1nceshawn]

What Going to the Gynecologist Is Like by Karina Farek.

[wayfaringmd]

Note to Med Students: Please never refer to a speculum as a “Cold, can-opening dildo” to your patients. 

Note to patients: we *really* don’t care what your pubic hair situation is. Really. 

[cranquis]

Note to OB-GYN docs: How DO you breathe in vag all day?

[feelyournoise]

[charlubby]

you fool! it was all a ruse, i deceived you! i’m a sham!

[britneyinventions]

Britney Spears invented anime in 2007 for her music video, Break the Ice, from her Blackout album. Anime is an animation style that exaggerates the size of the eyes and typically only represents the nose through its shadow. This animation style became incredibly popular in Japan, in part because the nation wasn’t large enough to provide the studio space required to create live-action films. Popular anime films include My Neighbor Totoro, Pokemon: The First Movie, and The Animatrix.

[crepvscvlar-deactivated20131030]

Britney Spears did not invente anime for shit you idiot. It was created in the 1980s, please shut the fuck up.

[tateyama-chan-deactivated201502]

no im pretty sure britney spears created anime she was actually a huge inspiration for the anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion look it up

[feministimpala]

If you seriously say that fucking Britney Spears invented anime, you need to get other internet connection besides tumblr and whitegirlsarealwaysright.com because I think that’s where you are getting your dumb-ass information.

[sakjdfaksdjhfsakdjfhjasd-deacti]

britney spears invented anime and in fact founded japan