strawberry sweetheart

[clementinecupid]

what the hell happened here

where’d all the p*rn go dude

[stahl-ebooks]

God IS real, Morty!

[whatwhiteswillneverknow]

White Woman Discusses Her ‘Black Woman’ Transition on Maury

Martina Big started out as a white woman, and now she’s here ... with Maury Povich, explaining why she chose to drastically change her appearance. The plastic-surgery-obsessed Big appeared on Maury, wearing a gigantic “Black Girls Rock” necklace and her best kinky weave. Even as the audience sat dumbfounded and confused, you could tell Maury was thinking, “I should have just did my usual paternity-testing show”.

When Maury Povich is a voice of reason, you need to check your life decisions.

[iwishthiswasacreativeurl]

i’m sorry i had to add these audience reactions because i felt every single one of these emotions while watching this

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

rachel dolezal is GAGGING

[unclefather]

[pearswhy]

[owlwisdoms100]

Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See

[cheesesnax-deactivated20181015]

What is it?

[owlwisdoms100]

[creaturerising]

TIPS FOR HURRICANE IRMA. STAY SAFE MY FLORIDA FRIENDS! Gas prices are already up to $3 and water is hard to find until new deliveries come in. I have to drive much farther out for supplies.

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

[hjlghjfghdh-deactivated20170921]

do u guys find this video creepy or cute bc i think thats a big personality indicator

[rubyrosearchive-deactivated2022]

@shxnpai

All terf blogs are bad cause they all post the say bs

“saying your a lesbian who’ll date a trans women doesn’t make you a real lesbian uvu”

[radfemtori-deactivated20180102]

I mean if you’ll willing date a male person you’re not a damn lesbian

And males can’t be lesbian lmao

[rubyrosearchive-deactivated2022]

Hey, I have a question! Do you eat shit?? Cause I I see some secreting from the corner of your mouth!

http://terfbegone.fun/

[radfemtori-deactivated20180102]

@terfmeanslesbian

[dorkinlesbian-deactivated201803]

Their worst fear: lesbians defining lesbianism

[voidtrace]

Hey I’m a lesbian and so is my gf Vee!

Terfs worst fear: Lesbians who love and respect all women because gender is umu so scary. 

Must be pretty sad to have all that hatred in your life have you tried respecting women?

http://terfbegone.fun/

[dorkinlesbian-deactivated201803]

Can you even define the word woman?

[voidtrace]

Sure can!

Women are beautiful people whom I love and respect. Unless they’re an ugly terf then I don’t respect you.

Sorry that your 5th grade biology text book from the fucking 80s is wrong :( We are not defined by our genitals. Gender is something much more deeper which is probably why your tiny terf brain can’t understand it. 

Maybe get a life and learn new things instead of aggressively hating women?

[dorkinlesbian-deactivated201803]

Your definition of woman is beautiful people?

Also i am sorry gender is so complicated that I cant understand it. And you can’t seem to define it.

[voidtrace]

It takes 0 dollars to respect women :( 

[aperfectshame]

wow! surprisingly, the definition of woman doesn’t include anything about the genitals. its as if genitals dont matter when it comes to gender. who’da thunk it.

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[becausebirds]

these crows have fun by swinging from a willow branch   source

[boggycomics]

CROWS TAKIN TURNS CAUSE TYERYRE SO POLITE

[santas-clauze]

“This is it, Luigi.” Mario says while overlooking New York City above their penthouse suite. 

[santas-clauze]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[heartthrobsuicide-remade-deacti]

I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations

[straightboyfriend2]

Its me outside. U want some muffins

[heartthrobsuicide-remade-deacti]

What kind?

[straightboyfriend2]

Zucchini, but it taste like banana nut

[heartthrobsuicide-remade-deacti]

Bananas can nut?

[straightboyfriend2]

You know what ill keep my muffins

[breebird33]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!

[green-cavalier-remaking-deactiv]

how to add a picture to a post on tumblr mobile

[phantom-homes]

There are tears in my eyes. You are my god.

[zilliumgrist-deactivated2018123]

THANK YOU