clementine @clemicillin - Tumblr Blog

getting dick from the olive garden waitress and she's putting it in little by little like "say when"

yes dear, I love you the way you are ...but I'd love you more if you were moldy.

Hey all, I know we all like to have fun here but I got two announcements that Corporate wanted me to relay here today:

First, to reiterate that we are in fact the Official and Legally Endorsed Frito Lay Tumblr blog, and that if you have issues with the content of our posts, please contact Frito Lay Support via our website: https://www.fritolay.com/

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Second, we have decided to slaughter all our remaining human workers at our North American Frito Lay Institutions and will be replacing them all with various innocent baby animals that will inevitably be crushed into bonus flavor due to workplace hazards and lack of machine maintenance.

#so sad to see you go </3

jerreeeeeee

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

jerreeeeeee

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

#you're my brother in arms but to anyone else you're such a dashing rapscallion

every tgirl polycule got the chinese white boy

girl who calls porn cumspo like fitspo

#ideas

sado-fiend

Punishing a bitey, orally fixated pet by forcing them to watch as I give a more well behaved pet the slow, luxurious mouth fuck they've been craving.

Collared and muzzled, watching latex fingers glide over eager tongue, caress sharp fangs, tease a needy throat. Swallowing, chomping, whining desperately in the muzzle, begging for it.

Oh pretty thing, you're not going to have release tonight. I hope you keep that empty, needy ache in mind the next time you consider biting.

#me...

gondorrevealparty

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

teaboot

My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that

Suddenly having 50 moving eyes can make you disoriented and barfy and the adjustment period sucks ass

It takes both more and less time than you’d think to figure out what the structure as a whole looks like and where those eyes ARE

After you get used to it the entirety of the structure itself and all of the eyes you can see from feels like an extension of your nervous system in a very bizarre way. Like I have dreams now from the perspective of A Building and I’m not sure how to describe that.

Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and it’s ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh

#thinking about this again