a certain genre sais quoi

punjabi-c*nadian androgyne

[adiotical]

jaz. all pronouns all sexualities all interests.

[adiotical]

now this may be an incredibly niche feature that only the most depraved of freaks wish for, but when i press the play button on my earbuds i personally want my phone to play audio from the app that was just playing something, rather than playing a random song from my music app.

[vintar]

there's this one gay porn studio i'm subscribed to email updates for just because i am never prepared for what each email contains

pretentious gay sluts i am very fond of you

[suspiriously]

this time i’m really gonna do it

[jessaerys]

the first time i watched interstellar 2014 i confused it with gravity 2013 of which i had heard but only the vague synopsis so i was going on this space odyssey with matthew mcconaughey tearing up when he has to leave his beautiful daughter behind and i was like oh my god this is soo sad... and he still has to watch sandra bullock be flung into space....

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[adiotical]

when they put me under for my tonsillectomy the doctor told me to count down from ten and i was out before i could finish and then woke up worried she was mad at me because i didn’t manage to finish the countdown

[remnantglow]

saw someone promote a book with a collage of out of context negative reviews recently, and i thought it'd be fun to do for some of the older lgbt sci-fi books i've read

[durbikins]

getting paid to say home for two weeks and play Doom and Animal Crossing

[durbikins]

Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.

[adiotical]

guy that started progesterone right as summer began: anyone notice that progesterone really makes you sweat?

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[csny]

Neo-Andean architecture in El Alto, Bolivia

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[adiotical]

like part of the reason i’ve settled on aromanticism is because in every relationship i’ve been in i’ve tried to fit myself neatly into my partner’s life at the expense of a lot of myself and it’s something i only really notice myself doing after the fact. so best to just avoid all that.