hi :D!!!

punjabi-c*nadian androgyne

[adiotical]

jaz. all pronouns all sexualities all interests.

[tgirl-thucydides]

[calllynx]

Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.

[oatmilkcore]

"Greetings to the Universe in 55 Different Languages", a poem compiled out of messages from the Voyager spacecraft

[sivavakkiyar]

Voyager Golden Record—- Greetings In 55 Languages

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[algorithmist]

life tip: consider rejecting the premise more often

[paperandpencilsandskips]

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

[psychomaniac14]

well first off, pokemon would be real

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

[pjackk]

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[pleasuretrade]

the Leather Archives & Museum here in chicago is remodeling and they posted a pic of some of their bathroom graffiti before they presumably tear it down/paint over it and

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[effington]

Jesus you search “inflatable bongo drums” ONE TIME on amazon and suddenly they think that’s all your about

[stantler]

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[adiotical]

adverbial pronouns y and en my greatest enemy

[kn0wmore]

[sharps-container]

eraserhead baby