[clemmiings]

heyyy

[bri3395]

‪

@Michael5SOS: merry christmas from Santa #1 and Santa #2. ✌🏼️‬

[damianurl]

Saturn Just Changed Color And Nobody Knows Why

Saturn is actually one massive chameleon

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Saturn: Oh you wanted a twist?

[rayvone-deactivated20200430]

2016 continues

[sintisinmi]

Obama and Michelle

[typ-e-deactivated20210321]

[prisonersixsixsix]

[this-isnt-my-bra]

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

[lolodapsycho-deactivated2017030]

HOLY SHIT

[clemmiings]

i just want to be happy for more than like 2 hours at a time. i also want to be someone's first choice for once but we can't get everything we want can we

[clemmiings]

me: *obtains minor interest in thing*

minor interest in thing: *bursts through the doors to my brain* my city now

[lilmissvirgo-deactivated2022070]

me trying to make myself feel better: i…..i love being ugly

[clemmiings]

hello i have learned that the only people i attract are those who are slightly pretentious and not completely over their exes. i love life :)

[icelandicstripperboots]

[wazngrl]

thank u dad

[jimdoesntcarrey-deactivated2014]

[bang]

anyone wanna hear a joke

[brvd0]

my life

[bang]

im sorry

[c3po]

dog with a blog episode

dog gets called out and forced to delete

[watchwithmati]

[saintsoup]

for the 80th year in a row, the song of the summer is Everytime We Touch by Cascada

[oblomovite-deactivated20160709]

i’m very tired, forgot what clickhole was, and forgot that i had a wordfilter on that replaces every instance of the name “donald trump” with “scrooge mcduck” so needless to say i thought i was having a stroke