very single

mariana 21 / cancer

[1o9]

[funnylime]

avengers end game spoiler

thanos has sex for like, 10 straight minutes on screen. you’d think it’d be a good time to go pee since it’s not exactly plot relevant but every cinema locks the doors when this scene plays

[dumpstoievski]

Hi, My name is Lenny! I’m a trans guy with an unsupportive family and so I’m hoping to move out of my parents’ house next January. 

I have a lot of health issues, including SLE type lupus, psychotic depression and chronic gastritis, so I’ll need money for medication and food!

I just finished the semester so I’m looking forward to work on whatever I can find! I study Hispanic Literature in ITESM and I’m hoping to become a text editor so I’m more than capable to:

do your Spanish homework for you,

help you write an essay,

edit your texts, or

translate any text from English to Spanish and vice versa. 

I’m also pretty good in Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Illustrator and Microsoft Word, so I can help you sort out any kinks that you may have with these programs or with your homework! 

My Paypal link is paypal.me/leoneldmitri in case you just want to donate anything :’)  I would appreciate it immensely since I’m going through a difficult time.

Finally, it’s hard for me to be vulnerable and ask for help, but would you mind reblogging this post? I’m hoping to get as much work as possible! Thanks!

[mjalti]

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

[slimy]

[puthy]

Straight people when the worst song you’ve ever heard comes on:

[lesbianredpanda]

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

[sethswan]

[lavenderfag-deactivated20250522]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

zendaya is meechee

[thereasontheyhateme-deactivated]

Zendaya is Nietzsche

[dionis-gg]

[queeredeye]

Bed made? For Bobby.

Face washed? For Jonathan.

French tucked? For Tan.

Breakfast eaten? For Antoni.

Self Loved? For Karamo.

[babyfairy]

air and water signs: *literally disappear completely without a single word and then wonder why it seems to make other people worry or think they did something wrong*

[evilspice]

i am praying this is fake for my own sanity

[ccstcrptc]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[ccstcrptc]

I’m literally about to pass out form laughing at “twitter from Wii”

[xenosagaepisodeone]

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[left-reminders]

[betadunsparce]