Clem🍓

Art and Ocxcanon enthusiast This blog is newer but make no mistake I’ve been on the hellsite forever She/they 20

[sparklezart2000]

My future employer going through my digital footprint and wondering what a byler is...

[clemmysayshi]

I’m 20 now oh god oh dear-

[bylerworld]

mike wheeler my dear did you know all i want for christmas this year is to get inside your head as you're being vecna'd and all that pent-up emotion finally leads you to have a complete breakdown while you cry your eyes out

did you also know that i love you

[clemmysayshi]

I need the biggest 80s hair ever like consumed by hair spray

[discombobulatednerd]

i love mike wheeler and that is why I want him to suffer

[cepheusgalaxy]

*has a thought at 1am* magical girl anime is to yuri what sports anime is to yaoi

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

[clemmysayshi]

I genuinely can’t tell if this is real or not but I hope you are well, my liege 😭

[clemmysayshi]

I’m going fucking crazy someone shoot me

[clemmysayshi]

Swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim swim

[clemmysayshi]

Kesha concert…… my snacks aren’t here yet tho:/

[clemmysayshi]

THE SNACKS ARE HERE AND IM ON MY WAY YIPPEE HUZZAH

[clemmysayshi]

Kesha concert…… my snacks aren’t here yet tho:/

[clemmysayshi]

Ugh stuck in super hell again I hate my twisted evil stupid life.

[clemmysayshi]

They should invent someone that actually fucking likes me.

[clemmysayshi]

Being friends with me is like being friends with a feral raccoon that you have to feed so it doesn’t give you rabies.

[fivewantscoffee]

The Umbrella Academy when they're in trouble:

[clemmysayshi]

I miss 2024…. I hate this timeline.

[shitbl0gger]