[cleptophile]

Hey <3

I'm new on l1ftblr and I think I'm a cleptomaniac. Actually I wanted to stop after being c@ught once but sometimes my hand just grabs things and I do it either. I Just hate paying for stuff. That's ridiculous. I just deserve having nice things without losing money. That's unfair and thats why I'm here.

~actually I'm joking~

[cleptophile]

I really started to l🏋️t rubbish. Look at this slime 😭

[cleptophile]

How do i 🧬 stuff? Anyone explain pls i need a Tutorial

[stinkylifter]

anyone know what these are ???? they look like tiny cameras hidden in the price tags

[cleptophile]

Today I l🏋️fted this lights for x mas

[cleptophile]

Inner monologue of a kleptomaniac

"No!

Don't do it

Take it back

You stopped lyfting

You will not st€€l this item"

*Put it in my pocket*

"Oh no, it's too late

You can't put it back now

Why are you doing this

You better should leave

I hope no one hast seen you

Imagine getting caught again"

*leaving the Store*

"you are so stupid

Stupid stupid stupid

You don't wanna be like this"

*later at home, opening my pocket*

"wow i'm glad I didn't payed for this."

*Feeling proud*

[transguylifter]

REPOST: Original had thousands of notes and you guys need to stop reblogging it 🤪

"quick post to spread some info! i haven’t seen any posts on here with a complete breakdown of all types of security cameras you may encounter… well, this isn’t it either, but there are a couple that you should be able to recognize if you dont want to get caught. many stores use these covert cameras- i frequently see the speaker and motion sensor cams. please be careful everyone!!!"

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

I don’t collect stamps.

*Okay.* I’ve had quite a few people ask me about my methods for hiding tags. I don’t hide tags. I take them with me.

Pictured above are fewer than a quarter of the tags we’ve collected over the course of a couple months since we’ve gotten our magnet in the mail. We’ve gotten RFIDS, a slew of super tags we disposed of (they’re very large and not practical to keep), ink tags, golf tags, pencil tags, you name it. I didn’t beep taking ANY of these tags with me. Not once!

I’ve easily carried ten plus tags into a store and not made a sound. Dozens of times. Left with a concealed tag a hundred times without beeping.

What I’ve done is layered a Ziploc container in THREE layers of foil, individually taping each one. Make sure the top has the same amount of foil too! Nothing should be left uncovered! This will counteract the tag detection of the towers.

Everything I’ve read online has suggested using more foil, some people even say to use ten to twenty layers. Seriously? We’ve used three. I haven’t beeped at American Eagle, Express, Abercrombie, Aritzia, Garage, Cleo’s, Ann Taylor, Urban Outfitters, J Crew, Adidas (walking in with a bunch of tags), Payless, just to name a very short few off the top of my head.

You can use any container you’d like! Make it non-suspicious! We haven’t gotten around to making a better one yet. Put the foil on the inside! Make it invisible!

I detag in the dressing room, and place tags in the container. This stops the beeping, I can abandon the container if need be, it’s less likely to be noticed by employees and doesn’t make any crinklimg sounds at all! If you’re taking tags anyway, you have a magnet. So just detag in store. Don’t bother wrapping your whole bag. Waste of time and way more suspicious.

I’m getting really sick of all this double tagging non sense. Stop leaving behind your evidence. You’re already getting a felon charge if you’re carrying a magnet and removing security tags. Don’t pretend you’re a fucking angel because tin foil is somehow any more scary. Get over yourself. Maybe I’m more *illegal* than you (whatever helps you sleep at night) but I won’t be caught because sales associates call the police next time I’m in store after repeated instances of me leaving a dressing room of double tagged items. Miss me with your superiority. It is SO misplaced.

[iiliftit]

How would u know if the layers are enough to keep it from beeping. I’m afraid that I would put this to the test and it would be too late for me to realize that I would need more tin foil to line the container

[ellalifffts-blog]

Not my tip, not something I do at all, but I’m a big believer in testing shit out without any risk. 

With this method, my suggestion would be go in with your little tinfoil container, with a sandwich inside, go into a dressing room and detag something but don’t actually take the item. Just detag, put the tag in or under your sandwich in the container, and put your magnet somewhere on your body. If you beep, even if they follow you or whatev, they’ll search your bad and find nothing; even your tinfoil is just part of how you pack your lunch for work. 

And I would recommend doing this test run on whatever nice, new store in your area seems to have the strongest, newest towers. 

You’d rather find out this tip isn’t working when you’re concealing a sandwich than when you’re concealing an MK bag or ten VS bras. 

[l1fe0njup1ter]

don’t lift in identifying clothing holy shit

might seem so obvious but as the school year starts PLEASE don’t go out and lift in your uniform (school/work), any clothes that have your school or sports teams on it, etc.

might seem like common sense but me and a friend went out during a spare and she lifted WHILE WE WERE WEARING OUR UNIFORM. i’m paranoid enough that something as small as our skirt can be identified by LP. we didn’t get caught but it’s incredibly stupid - one call to your school/work and they’ve got all your info. maybe highly unlikely? but i’m not willing to risk it.

[cleptophile]

This moment when your teacher sends you to the chemistry room full of cool chemistry stuff

[cleptophile]

Got out today and feel bad for not lyfting stuff :(

[waffles-lift-deactivated2025112]

Credit: @lyft1ngburn3r

[cleptophile]

It all started with make up

[cleptophile]

This is one product I'm glad I didn't payed because it was this empty.

[cleptophile]

This is one of my earliest lyfts. Maybe I'll find one of the first things i just took.

[cinnamonvamps]

First lift! 🥀

I was so nervous holy shit lol made sure to conceal in a dressing room and not on camera btw

Any tips on how to calm your nerves or atleast look composed? I tried to look calm but I feel like I looked skittish? Employee asked to check my bag on the way out but sometimes they do that there. Anyway I let them and was cleared cause this was underneath stuff from a different store ;)

Total - $20ish

[cleptophile]

Put the item in your bag/under your bra/sleeve whatever and "forget" it's there, just don't think about it. Think about another item next to you

[dna-bby]

i don’t know if this is true bc i don’t live in the US but stay safe everyone!!