salty healer memes

sideblog of @alannah-corvaine

[osipopz]

Made these stickers with great raiding advice for the current FFXIV raid tier! There's something for every role! 😈✨

[pokeballvictimized]

its always funny when MMO stories are like "ohhh, i'm a healer and everyone treats me like crap : (((, i'm so bullied and have no agency" because I've played an MMO and you know what healers do when the tank gives them lip? That's right - nothing. They stand back and let them die. If they're really devious then they'll pretend to be trying but let the damage stack up. Healers aren't necessarily irreplaceable, but in a game balanced around the inclusion of a healer, the healer is Your God and You Will Show Due Deference.

[its-fjori]

[tired-programmer]

"the healer sucks", the tank types in the in-game chat as they desperately spend all of their HP potions in a final attempt to stay alive after running as far away from the healer's spell range as possible, getting out of sight and pulling all mobs available on the dungeon at the same time

[aston-faelich]

Now that Black Mage can move their Ley Lines...

[alannah-corvaine]

the tank: wearing level 70 gear in the level 77 dungeon

the tank: pulls 3 packs

the tank: doesn’t use a single cooldown

the tank: why did i die???

me, the healer: fuck if i know dude

[tsuuiri]

“why the fuck is my health dropping so low? healer??!?!??!” “ma’am, you have 7 vulnerability stacks”

[tatsuyasuou]

Stop with this “healing is for bottoms” bullshit… Healing is literally exclusively for tops. U only heal because u can’t trust other motherfuckers to take care of themselves .

You don’t heal to feel loved and needed..You heal to hold the power of God in your tiny little fingers

[arianwen44]

My healing journey… 😮‍💨#FFXIV #healer

[7dmom]

Step into my healing aura you shit fuck

[medbasement]

see a lot of co-tank memes, decided to make some co-healer ones (with input from my own co-healer :P)

[amarioko]

dps: hey i think the tanks dying?

healer: no they’re fine they’re just doing that for attention

[lanternowl]

[sleepyflowerss]

Everyone that’s not the healer in every group/ops ever.

[liamdickinson-deactivated201803]

When you need to heal, but the enemies are mercyless

[hazoret]

My experience being a healer in FFXIV

[wow-images]

I made a meme for the healers (Via)

(Psychological-Pie-43)