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𝑲𝑶𝑹𝑶𝑳 𝑹𝑬𝒁𝑵𝑰
independent, selective, private nikolai lantsov from the grisha verse / adored by anya !
❝ why are you here ? ❞ >> from zoya xo
𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ; accepting.
❛ why am i - - zoya. ❜ his tone is lacks as he rocks back onto his heels ; hand still placed against the newly opened door. hazel eyes glance around the room briefly, taking in his surroundings ( a habit he doubts he will ever lose ) before his eyes are landing back on hers. eyebrows furrowing slightly. ❛ zoya, did you forget whose rooms you were … what exactly are you doing in my rooms ? ❜
just thought about the influx of gr.isha verse blogs that are going to happen when the show drops .. oh god oh fuck
holymyth.
the graze of fingertips against her arm was ghost - like; as if the act itself was a sleight of hand, and she had imagined it happening at all . but there was no imagining the now - king as all but glides to the desk dominating the space across the room . zoya doesn’t move from her spot by the window — instead, rather striking irises observe him as he takes his seat . it’s no throne, and this is not the glacial room the darkling had stolen deeper in the palace, but the comfort nikolai exhibits makes the wooden object feel like something sovereign in its own right .
however, when he speaks, she’s swiftly reminded of the other name the ravkan people had given him . sobachka . he had the roguish energy of one, that much was certain, and it takes a practice in self - restraint to not roll her eyes .
“ of course . ” it seems, for once, that she is conceding . it only lasts a moment . “ forgive me, i forgot the second army’s time changes at your leisure . “ the apparition of a returning smirk flickers, though it’s more like a flash of distant lightning within her eyes than a presence on her lips . with that, she shifts to business . " the students are getting used to their new schedule but they’re unrefined, in genya’s terms . in mine, they’re inept . ”
boots find their way to the desk ; ankles crossed atop one another as he catches her eye. for a brief moment, he thinks she’s a star in a dark night sky. he’s quick to let the thought fade, however, as he lays his hands against his lower abdomen. there is something regal about showing your comfort in the palace ; isn’t there ? something that makes others see the way you know it’s yours. and it is his, now. finger tips tap against the top of his opposite hand ; eyes never straying from hers. the swirl of thunder clouds enticing him to stay exactly where he is. oh, how he’s heard warnings of her. she is something strong and brave, and somehow, he finds her to be brilliant and radiant. she’s a sword, and he hopes to keep her close. perhaps, she will let him.
there’s a sigh of breath that slips past his lips as he lets his eyes fall from hers, head rolling to the side as he studies the maps again. calloused fingers -- much too calloused for most kings -- pick up the papers. what does a king do, exactly ? from what he can tell so far, he shuffles papers. he hates it. but, who’s going to stop him from changing things ? a smile blooms on his face, heels finding their way to the floor with a loud bang. he brings his body forward on the chair, before finally finding her eyes again. “ oh, how you wound me, dear zoya. ” there is a toying gesture of . . . perhaps, flirtation mirroring in his eyes, before he’s finding himself ; the king, again. “ i assume you have an idea of how to fix their . . . inept actions, yes ? do tell. ” undivided focus finds her. a rarity, though, he doubts she realizes it.
𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. 🔪
spoiler free dialogue from rian johnson’s 2019 murder mystery, KNIVES OUT. feel free to change pronouns or edit as found necessary !
❝ i suspect foul play. ❞
❝ how about a glass of milk ? ❞
❝ maybe he left you a cold glass of milk in his will, asshole. ❞
❝ you’re not getting bailed out, not this time. ❞
❝ who is that guy ? ❞
❝ i read a tweet about a new yorker article about you. ❞
❝ you’re famous ! ❞
❝ are you baiting me ? ❞
❝ how about some more cookies ? ❞
❝ this could be the best thing to happen to all of you. ❞
❝ why are you here ? ❞
❝ i have eliminated no suspects. ❞
❝ you tell her, or i will. ❞
❝ that’s some heavy duty conjecture. ❞
❝ i’m warning you. ❞
❝ are you goddamn insane ?! ❞
❝ up your ass. ❞
❝ matter of fact, eat shit. ❞
❝ definitely eat shit. ❞
❝ i won’t eat an iota of shit. ❞
❝ i’ll slap that smug smile. ❞
❝ we gotta do this more often. ❞
❝ when people get desperate, the knives come out. ❞
❝ this is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it. ❞
❝ i keep waiting for the big reveal. ❞
❝ i don’t feel like talking, i’m distraught. ❞
❝ you vicious little bitch. ❞
❝ in for a penny, in for a pound. ❞
❝ you asshole. ❞
❝ you’ve always been good to me. ❞
❝ what i’m about to say isn’t gonna be easy, and you’re gonna be upset. ❞
❝ you all love twisting the knife into one another. ❞
❝ you know something, spill it. ❞
❝ did you just google that ? ❞
❝ i did just google that. ❞
❝ don’t answer that if you’re gonna puke. ❞
❝ what the shit ?! ❞
holymyth.
the marbled sunlight that filters through the windows of the grand palace warms zoya’s face . her back remains to the rest of the room, and she feels minor discomfort at being within this building rather than the little palace — like a flower that’s been uprooted and placed within unfamiliar soil . a gilded cage of a thing, this palace was, with all of it’s now - muted grandness and shimmering gold details . though, admittedly, she finds comfort in the new blue kefta that she was granted within the weeks following the destruction of the fold . something familiar within the upheaval ravka experienced .
it should have been imperceptible, particularly with the lack of approaching footsteps that would otherwise give a person away, but the squaller feels a shift within the air . it’s like something physical against her skin, moving as if adjusting around the new body disrupting the stillness . her spine straightens, and she debates for a moment if she should turn to face her company — ultimately, tradition and respect for the throne wins . “ you’re late, you know . ” it’s a simple greeting, accompanied by a subtle arch of her brow . then, a moment later, voice only losing a fraction of it’s wryness, “ moi tsar . ”
random starter bc @cleverscar demanded it
boots click against marble floors as he steps with purpose. oh, how good it is to be king ? isn’t it ? there’s a moment, before he allows himself to open the door, when he deflates ever so slightly. heavy is the crown ; or so someone once told him. a soft breath is pushed past his lips, before he’s correcting his stance, and pushing the doors open. eyes land on a sight ; so beautiful he nearly swoons. ( nearly. ) a king doesn’t swoon ; but rather, makes others swoon. footsteps fall lighter in this room ; in this atmosphere. he can tell her tense stature -- the way she moves in his presence. how he wishes he could be sturmhond full - time.
fingers -- light as possible -- brush against the back of her bicep as he makes his way into the room. he’s quick to find his place at the desk, eyes scanning maps ; they are one of his favorite things. “ a king is never late, nazyalensky. everyone else is simply early. ” a smug grin forms against his lips as he takes in her appearance ; the storm that rages within her eyes is something he finds most appealing. perhaps he will have fun chasing it. “ and please, call me nikolai. we are going to be working quite closely together ; titles aren’t necessary. ” besides, i hate it. he wants to add, but thinks better of it. he should know her better before he reveals his desires for a different country.
Brenton Thwaites in Titans 2.03 ‘Ghosts’
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