My life is a joke

Jokes that I make are never understood by the people.

[cleversunshine]

Parents are weird

They'll love you and also tell you to die

It's confusing sometimes

Which one is their actual feeling?

[cleversunshine]

Isn't it amazing how you can remember that one sentence said to you years ago and still feel the pain

And then there are times when can't even fucking remember that one line answer you read last night

And now you are pressuring your brain to remember it but all you can think of is the coconut song

[cleversunshine]

How Hydrogen forms bonds with Carbon-

H- Hey Carbon let's form a bond

C- Okay Hybrogen

H- (teary eyed) Bro...

And then we had Alkanes, Alkenes and Alkynes

[cleversunshine]

My experience of falling from my two wheeler vehicle was so calming that it cracks me up.

So there is this turn where you would never know if someone is coming or not until it's too late.

So I made this turn and my two wheeler slipped and I was like

I am falling

Then I hit the ground with that heavy vehicle on my right leg

And then I was like

I fall

And I stayed there, didn't move, probably rethinking about my life

I just said, "Ouch."

And I am pretty sure I wouldn't have moved if that kind soul wouldn't have helped me

I kept saying thank you to him and was quite embarrassed and didn't even bother to brush my clothes, wanted to exit as soon as possible.

So I sat on my two wheeler and made my way to my house, but then I realised how everything was 360p

At this point my dumb ass realised my specs are lying at the crime sight, probably rethinking its life.

So I walked there limbing and searched for it with my blind eyes. When I got it I limbed my way back to ride. Now everything was 1080p

And after one day my whole right side hurts like hell.

Congrats you just read my first post.

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