Don’t Worry About It

a thousand and counting

[cliffhv]

how do you go huge without breaking the law?

[toskarin]

remarkable how much this gif feels like a somewhat abstract depiction of the emotional serenity setting in when you finally vomit

[toskarin]

VISUAL CALCULUS [Easy: Failure] — At a glance, only the colors are clear. Whatever this little red thing is, with its minuscule strip of white, it looks like...

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Medium: Success] — Like Amongus.

[toskarin]

YOU — "Amongus..."

KIM KITSURAGI — "This is a crime scene," he furrows his brow.

EMPATHY [Easy: Success] — As if taken by a hideously rapturous headache.

KIM KITSURAGI — "Not *Amongus*."

[toskarin]

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

[cutecipher]

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

[genuinenoprize]

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

my orphan crushing machine #smallbusiness

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[delmondo]

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

[hotvampireadjacent]

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

[delmondo]

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

[delmondo]

Die Babbu

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

^ This Die Babbu

[delmondo]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[delmondo]

Hell on babbu technique

[9ieme]

the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death

[illusoryfem]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[artbyblastweave]

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

[dialectrician]

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

[artbyblastweave]

I SAID HOLD STILL

[lesbianbloodritual]

okay (equips the spear)

[blemgoid]

your uncle is back from japan and he wants to show you his new throwing star tricks

[blemgoid]

steppe arcology burned and looted by a roving band of aristo-nomads #SOLARPUNK

[blemgoid]

LOOT POOL: ANCIENT CHINESE WARRIOR

COMMON:

ANCIENT CHINESE ASSAULT RIFLE

ANCIENT CHINESE DEHYDRATED RATION PACK

ANCIENT CHINESE ASSAULT RIFLE AMMO

ANCIENT CHINESE BULLETPROOF VEST

ANCIENT CHINESE COMBAT BOOTS

ANCIENT CHINESE FIRST AID KIT

UNCOMMON:

ANCIENT CHINESE BALLISTIC HELMET

ANCIENT CHINESE COMPASS/RANGEFINDER

ANCIENT CHINESE FIELD RADIO

ANCIENT CHINESE CANTEEN/CUP

ANCIENT CHINESE FLARE GUN

RARE:

ANCIENT CHINESE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES

ANCIENT CHINESE LASER DESIGNATOR

ANCIENT CHINESE SILENCER

ANCIENT CHINESE SATELLITE PHONE

EPIC:

ANCIENT CHINESE EXO-SUIT

ANCIENT CHINESE ELECTRONIC WARFARE PACKAGE

ANCIENT CHINESE ROCKET LAUNCHER

LEGENDARY:

ANCIENT CHINESE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]