My life is a TV show

My name is Jenny and I'm 18 years old. I live in Switzerland. I love music, fim and series / creative writing / doing funny stuff with my friends & the internet. I reblog stuff I consider as funny / cats / hot actors and band members. No porn.

[bigjazzboy]

[boopinbabbit]

#My excuse for not doing things

i like how all three miguels pop into the frame at the same time

[billsexual-blog]

[climbingplant]

me: *to friend(s) online* i'm gonna go to sleep c ya

me: ...

me: *reblogs and likes things*

me: shit now they're gonna think im avoiding them when really i just have no self-discipline

[moronji-moved-blog]

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

[dont-mess-with-an-aries]

How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

[the-sleepiest-one]

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

[phyerfly]

has anyone called her yet?

[cooopernatural]

maybe

[little-machine-witch-deactivate]

[the-average-gatsby]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-daddy-j]

MANRAY!!

[tardisisms-deactivated20170116]

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

[ryanrossislife-deactivated20161]

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

[keesters-deactivated20180518]

“So what do you do for a living? “I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

[aggro-kawaii-deactivated2022111]

"Die Hard"

[gothcostco]

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

[jamessbuchananbarness]

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

[crimsoncamellianeko-deactivated]

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

[gothcostco]

[fuckyesanimatedgifs-blog]

[sweetcarolion-deactivated201909]

AW

[llamasgotoheaven]

AWWWW

[filharmagic-deactivated20140217]

AWWWWWW

[colagoddess]

AWWWWWWWW

[vladimirmasters]

AWWWWWWWWWW

[annaanxiety]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW

[untitledroberteggersproject]

I’ve shipped this since before I even knew what shipping was.

[frozeninarendelle]

Right in my childhood feels. 

[renloras]

[saydolly]

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

[oldfrax]

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

[snipehunt-deactivated20160626]

Are you telling me there’s something in my state that isn’t shitty?

[hurricane--blog]

Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

[katt-wade]

I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.

[hashtagchaseme]

He is so fit

[i-am-a-slytheringirl]

[coconutdead-deactivated20121104]

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

[birdnerdpearl]

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

[brookylnbby]

I LOVE THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT ON MY DASH 3 TIMES AND EACH TIME IT’S A DIFFERENT PICTURE

[inkcaviness]

I just have to reblog this post every time it shows up with a different picture

[perks-of-being-chinese]

you can find the other parts here

[thomrainierskies]

you fucked up

[agaygrill]

My six pack has arrived due to laughter

[fandomcollector-deactivated2014]

There are actual tears streaming down my face