#My excuse for not doing things
i like how all three miguels pop into the frame at the same time
NASA
I'd rather be in outer space šø
todays bird
Three Goblin Art
will byers stan first human second
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Love Begins

#extradirty

ellievsbear
noise dept.
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macklin celebrini has autism

romaā

oozey mess

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Peter Solarz
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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#My excuse for not doing things
i like how all three miguels pop into the frame at the same time
me: *to friend(s) online* i'm gonna go to sleep c ya
me: ...
me: *reblogs and likes things*
me: shit now they're gonna think im avoiding them when really i just have no self-discipline
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE āWHAT ARE YOU DOINGā AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition
Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago
2 years ago
has anyone called her yet?
maybe
MANRAY!!
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
āSo what do you do for a living? āI put makeup on dead people and snap boners.ā
"Die Hard"
from now on Iām going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
AWWWW
AWWWWWWWW
AWWWWWWWWWW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW
Iāve shipped this since before I even knew what shipping was.
Right in my childhood feels.Ā
Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.
This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think thatās pretty neat
Are you telling me thereās something in my state that isnāt shitty?
Johnny Galecki,Ā regardingĀ rumorsĀ about him being gay.
Iām reblogging this again because itās one of the best things to have ever been said ever.
He is so fit
when u get to sit next to ur friend in classĀ
HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK
THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK
I LOVE THIS POST BECAUSE IāVE SEEN IT ON MY DASH 3 TIMES AND EACH TIME ITāS A DIFFERENT PICTURE
I just have to reblog this post every time it shows up with a different picture
you can find the other partsĀ here
you fucked up
My six pack has arrived due to laughter
There are actual tears streaming down my face