[clingybridger]

i have no idea how tumblr works and if someone can even see this! but!!!!!

i need james wesley headcanons! how is his relationship with his parents/family? are they dead/ alive? are they harmonic, quarreling, rich, poor, good, bad????

im currently writing a fanfiction about him (since no one does🙄), and i have no idea how to portray wesleys background. so if someone has any ideas, let me know! :)

[yms1]

please stop asking me how i'm doing, idk i'm ignoring it

[sloaners]

Tsunade adopts Tenzo, a comic.

A gift for @kiro-sveta

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Heyy so this request has a bit of backstory behind it but could you do some hcs or a oneshot where tobi gets locked in a closet with the newest (female) akatsuki member -who is most definitely his love interest- and how that would play out?? Thanks!

Y'all sure like Tobi, huh?

Warnings: Language, mentions of violence

» He definitely did this on purpose, he’s a total clown.

___

"Hey Y/N, un? Would you go check on Tobi? Make sure he's not dead, yeah? This mess won't clean itself up."

You sighed as Deidara tasked you with finding Tobi. He had been sent to go get paper towels from the closet after he "accidently" knocked over Deidara's glass and spilled the drink all over the floor.

Tobi had been gone an unreasonably long time, but you didn't know why you were the one who had to go find him.

Regardless, you got up and left the room without complaint, walking down the halls of the Akatsuki HQ in search of the supply closet.

You had only recently been recruited into the Akatsuki, and the layout of the base was still a little new to you. Still, you found the closet fairly easily.

The door slightly ajar, you noticed Tobi grunting slightly as he stood on the tips of his toes and reached his arms up to try and grasp something on the top shelf, one of his feet propping the door open.

Sighing, you spoke up, gaining Tobi's attention. "Having trouble?"

Jumping as if he wasn't an S-Ranked ninja, Tobi whipped around to face you. "Y-Y/N-Chan! You scared me!" He exclaimed, raising his hands up in fear.

"Sorry Tobi. But what's taking so long? It doesn't take 10 minutes to get a couple paper towels." You said, crossing your arms and raising an eyebrow at the masked man.

As if reminded of his previous struggles, Tobi jumped up at that. "Oh, right! Y/N-Chan! Now that you're here, you can help Tobi reach them!" He said excitedly.

You deadpanned.

"Tobi...How do you expect me to reach them if you can't? I'm way shorter than you."

Tobi just laughed off your concerns. "That's not a problem, silly! Tobi will give you a boost!"

Slightly dubious, you didn't really trust Tobi to hold up your weight, but he got down and put his hands out insistently, unaware of your hesitancy.

You sighed, "Fine." You walked forward and put a foot down into Tobi's hand, "Ready?"

Tobi nodded eagerly, and without further prompt, you stepped up and tried to reach the towels on the offending shelf.

Except, you were apparently heavier than Tobi thought, and true to your concerns, he was not able to support you long enough to get the paper towels.

With a yelp, you lost your balance and fell on top of Tobi. Tobi losing his balance in the process and the door snapping shut behind you both.

You groaned, I knew that was a shitty idea

Tobi wheezed underneath you, "Y/N-Chan....you're...squishing Tobi..."

Rolling your eyes, you leaned up and got off of Tobi, moving to stand back up and open the door to the closet.

Moving to turn the handle, you felt a spike of anxiety when it only jiggled.

Wiggling it more aggressively, you felt your worries increasing by the second.

"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Open. Open. Open-"

You're frantic chanting was cut off by Tobi's concerned voice.

"Y/N-Chan? What's wrong?" Tobi asked, getting up and approaching you, unminding of how dark the closet was.

"The door. Won't. Open." You seethed, aggressively jiggling the handle between each word.

"Well did you try the handle?" Tobi responded.

You grit your teeth and let go of the handle, running a hand down your face.

I swear to god I am going to strangle this idiot if I don't get out of here and soon

Unaware of your bubbling irritation, Tobi grasped the handle and turned it.

The door didn't open.

"Uh oh." Tobi said quietly.

"There's no way I'm staying in here, back up Tobi." You said, sending some chakra to your fist.

Tobi backed up without a word and you hit the door as hard as you could.

Your fist connecting with the wood was loud, but no dice. Tobi squeaked slightly at the sound, flinching.

Damn chakra-infused doors, you thought spitefully as you shook your bruised fist.

Kakuzu had learned to invest in chakra infused doors after Hidan and Deidara broke the last three. Now no matter how hard you hit the door, it would still stand. It seemed like a smart purchase at the time, but now it was fucking up your entire day.

Sighing in defeat, you dropped your head back against the wall, and slid down to the floor.

"Erm...what is Y/N-Chan doing?" Tobi asked slowly, nervous you would take your frustration out on him next time instead of the door.

You sighed, "We'll be here for a while Tobi, we might as well get comfortable." You just hoped banging the door was loud enough to attract the attention of the other members. Otherwise you would have to wait until one of them noticed how long you two had been gone and went looking.

And who knows how long that would take.

"Oh! Okay!" Tobi said, completely unbothered, as he dropped down to the floor, sitting criss-crossed in front of you.

You had to withhold a tired sigh at Tobi's energy.

This will be a long day

Requests are open!

[blabbershere]

If loving you is killing me, you see me dying and yet make it harder for me to breath. Then, I doubt you loved me at all because you don't kill the people you love, you don't make them suffer.

-Ruth Winters

[bbcamehome-deactivated20211126]

you've got me nervous to speak

so i just won't say anything at all

[poems-and-word]

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[bokutomessy-deactivated20210715]

kakashi hatake SFW and NSFW headcanons!

SFW:

+ He takes his mask off when he’s around you.

+ When he’s around you it looks like he has a very board expression but he’s actually rather happy

+ He’s very protective over you

+ But, only because your his only family, and because of that, he doesn’t want to lose you

+ He’s absolutely the best at cooking

+ Prove me wrong

+He loves making you breakfast in the morning

+ He also loves when you beg him to cook dinner because, your not as good as him

+ He doesnt really call you ‘nicknames‘ but he will call you ‘honey‘ Once in a while

+ He likes teasing you—He doesn’t do it that often but once in a while he would

+ Now this relationship takes a lot of patience

+ you would have to wait until kakashi completely trusts you

+ Please do not rush him into things

+ Just give him some time

+ He really isn’t into public pda but in the house he will give you little pecks and hugs

+ You guys would have quiet dates. You guys would just sit in a tree and read books.

+ But it would always get Interrupted by his students

+ When you guys had your first kiss, kakashi left his mask on.

+ He loves taking showers with you

+ He would always offer to massage your muscles if it’s sore

NSFW:

+ ehm… I have to say it…

+ He has a breeding kink

+ I’m super sorry but he does

+ it stirs something up in him when he fucks your tight little cunt while his white substance drips out of you

+ face riding.

+ He loves when you ride his face

+ But your always so shy because you don’t want to hurt him

+ But once he does convince you, be ready…

+ He loves when you grip onto the headboard, while he’s fucking your cunt, and while cum is dripping down his face

+ He also loves when you ride him

+ Most of the time he gets lazy so he would want you to be on top

+ He loves paying attention to your boobs

+ He would Lick them, bite them, and kiss them

+ He just loves the feeling of your boobs in his hands

+ He loves shower sex

+ He would always join you in the shower and start gliding his hand up and down the side of your body

+ While whispering sweet nothings in your ear as he works his way to your clit and starts rubbing slow circles on it

+ He also really likes fucking you against a wall or eating you out against it

+ He would have you against the wall, both of your legs on his shoulder, legs spread, while eating you out

+ He also loves when he’s fucking you against the wall, and you suddenly wrap your legs against his torso to get a better angle and so he can go deeper

Masterlist

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[wonderstruck]

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

[kakashihatakeishot]

The most embarrassed Kakashi has ever been 

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

I hereby nominate Kakashi Hatake as the representative of all fic readers out there. Because he reads smut in public with a straight face.

…Until he’s asked to about the contents.

[general-kenobi-and-co]

So I’m reading the newest Thrawn book and young Thrawn is a total fricking NERD.

He’s aquitted from a crime or something (idk the specifics i’m too tired to think) and he’s like, “Ziara, let’s celebrate. We’re going somewhere exciting together!” And she’s like, “Ooh he’s taking me out to dance or something!” And he takes to a historical art gallery like the frickin NERD he is.

[jwstudying]

SCHOOL CHEAT SHEET!!

soothe yourself | self care

stationery  

printables

helpful sites

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note taking methods  | another one

studying methods

english | physics | chemistry | biology | maths | languages 

how to learn a language

ultimate guide for writing | writing resources | writing helps | tips for writers

how to write a kickass essay | write a great essay | stuff you need to write essays | essay tips | essay checklist | grade your essay

how do I study for…

bullet journals | a guide to bullet journals

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everything you need to succeed in school

time management

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how to annotate | another one

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create a study guide

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get more out of google 

productivity resources | 14 apps to become productive | how to stay productive

lazy night owl school survival guide

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masterpost of studying tips

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college masterpost | another one | starting college on the right foot | packing for college | how to survive in college

how to ace that college interview

food to stay motivated | motivation guide

how to stay awake in class

balancing a healthy lifestyle

studying on your period

huge masterpost for the semester

a very long list to help you survive school

not enough time to finish an assignment?

100 delicious cheap recipes 

53 posts for students

high school cheat sheet

other cheat sheets

[weirdqueeraltkid-deactivated202]

OP YOU ARE A LEGEND

[givemetheusernamethatiwant]

everyone should have this

[areweforgiven]

being mentally ill is so embarrasing how can you explain to a normal person that you had to psych yourself up for half an hour to like get off the floor

[terry-perry]

Me after watching the first two episodes of WandaVision:

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