i am amanda

[verylostpenguin]

Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a bookworm!

Friend: cool! How many did you read this year?

Me: OK, so here’s the thing

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

I did not come here to be attacked in this manner

[sharkchunks]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit

[dawnofwar-sexmod-deactivated201]

We out here buying shit

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck

[covid-69]

[mishacolins]

plot twist: humanity learns from its history

[badnovels]

[rockyhorrorpicturechic]

when you see a cat outside and try to pet it but it runs away

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[sizvideos]

[clios-warrior]

❤️💚❤️💚

[clios-warrior]

When you are a child of divorced parents, you become good at separating your life and dividing your loyalties. But you'll never be good enough. But I did try. And I suppose I still do.

Ian Hawkins, A Nuclear Family 

[clios-warrior]

sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.

naughty cat: purrs loudly