I keep lying about being back

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[clitoritis]

once i was so out of it and done after work i started looking for my missing phone charger in the break room freezer after i clocked out and my coworker was just like “uh...i’m not sure if you’ll find it in there”

[flightyfinch]

good news everyone, our omen for the new year is the crow that just flew past me with a chicken nugget in its beak

[clitoritis]

@artyowlsstuff remember the seagull in San Diego that flew off with one of the choir members shotglasses

[asroarke]

THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT THE STARS WERE BRIGHT FERNANDOOOOO

[mooooriiiitzz]

[passion-of-persephone]

This is some of the most beautiful shit I have ever heard my ears are not worthy

[clitoritis]

[team-hawke]

Miles Edgeworth

Before trial: "there is literally no way I can lose to phoenix wright"

After trial: 

[kujoz-archive]

phoenix wright: ace attorney - justice for all (2002)

[clitoritis]

ramen is good

[clitoritis]

lmfao im so late to this but my fucking dumbass just realized deltarune is an anagram of undertale?

[finalfantasyvii]

[clitoritis]

[maimed-devotion]

physically im in my bedroom but mentally im on an island in greece singing abba 

[clitoritis]

Why do people choose between dogs and cats!!!!!! theyre both the best!!!!!!!!!!

[clitoritis]

I get it's like a bit too early for people to celebrate Christmas but I don't understand why people are so bitter like if people wanna drink hot cocoa and smell pinecones and peppermint and snuggle up by the fireplace with some Christmas lights Christmas carols because they're happy the cold weather is reminding them Christmas is coming up like why stop them?

[mcavoy]

Cancel culture is extremely toxic. The idea that a person can’t change, grow, or be sorry for their actions is gross. When you really think about it everyone has made a mistake. Yours just isn’t getting blasted to millions of people.

[hobbyhaver]

[mercifulangel]