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[clytemnestraaa]

friend texted me

[cliveslime]

I fear many hr fic writers have some pretty fundamental misunderstandings of Canadian geography

[hockeyfinches]

i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies

[hockeyfinches]

top ten shane hollander shower fantasies:

• holding ilya’s hand while they cross a busy street full of hazards (potholes, roadworks, etc)

• rescuing ilya from kidnappers (he kicks down the door)

• rescuing ilya from a burning building (bridal carry)

• fighting in a gladiatorial ice hockey arena for ilya’s hand in marriage

• massaging ilya’s bad knee and ilya says with wonderment “wowww wow. shane you’re so good at this… you are better than every physical therapist on earth probably”

• saying “he asked for no pickles” to the mcdonalds cashier

• carrying ilya’s bags

• washing ilya’s hair

• applying o’keefes working hands cream to ilya’s calluses

• fuck or die

[hockeyfinches]

[eggsdrawings]

putting the mission first —͟͟͞͞★

[ilya-rozanova]

muah

[catalpa-waltz]

lets have some roselana proxy fucking, im not driving. so the conversation and roughousing in bed between sveta and ilya still happens in ep 5 but instead of a cig theyre passing a joint back and forth and sveta sinks way deeper into the question of what rose landry’s gonna wear to the asg and how good she always looks and how good she and hollander look together and what do you think theyre like when they fuck, ilyusha? youve played him you probably can guess how he fucks, cant you?

and ilya is so shifty and miserable and she knows how to cheer him up, of course she does, and swings herself up to straddle him, she probably has to be the one in charge, dont you think? hollander’s so polite, so even-keeled, so under control, they must do it this way, what do you think? and by this time theyre both horny only ilya is horny and hating himself, and she takes him out of his shorts and rolls the condom on him and maybe she’s thinking about rose landry’s wrists and the lingerie shes wearing under her perfectly-styled clothes and god hollander probably loves it, what a lucky fucking bastard, be probably begs her for it, you can beg if you want, ilya, it’ll just be our secret, and he does beg, and when she tells him to call her rose he does it, and when she is close she leans forward and moans “oh, fuck, hollander” ilya spends right away but the face he makes when he does looks different than it ever has and she doesnt stay the night but leaves for home right away and they never talk about it ever 🥰

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

ilya in those showers seeing shane's massive cock starting to chub up like

[simplelivingthing]

Day 14: Sick day

They do not fit on that couch

@vldtenyearanniversaryfest

[padawanduck]

The Tiger by Nael, Age 6

[cliveslime]

WIP #1: 5+1 things klance smut

WIP #2: Major character death angst grief etc etc

[foxy-alien]

I love them as soldiers in a war...

[thisfeebleheart]

patient needs neck kisses to survive

[fredddissimo]

found this on tiktok and i just . had to .

also can we talk abt how good my art looks w this new lineart brush like ?????

[peachyjude]

stop i just imagined babyhollanov taking a nap in between shane and ilya, and ilya’s sleeping too, mouth wide open and snoring and shane’s like. watching videos on his phone w headphones in and in time ilya wakes up and shifts and says very gently, hi, my love and shane takes his headphone out and turns toward ilya, thinking he’s called him, but ilya’s looking at their baby, stroking the soft wisps of their hair, and shane can’t even speak for the feeling that rises in his throat, just leans over and gives ilya a little head scratch so that ilya’s eyes flick up to his and he smiles. shane slides his hand down to caress ilya’s face, stroke his thumb over his cheek. morning, baby, shane says, and ilya turns his face, pressing his mouth to shane’s palm, and then very carefully moves to kiss their baby’s head. and shane thinks to himself. how lucky am i. how lucky are we to have made it out. to have made it here, together.

[hindbraino]

a falling star fell from your heart and landed in my eyes

[cliveslime]

I have so many edits I wanna make but I need S2 to come out first. Pain

[bluerawwh]

im gonna eat cement (good)