[creamsiclemelt]

Heated Rivalry | Episode 6 | The Cottage

[hockeyfinches]

hello can i ask you about ilya rozanov shampoo scents and styling products please

TEENAGER: rink shampoo. hotel toiletries. cheap 3-in-1 (followed by a tasteful spritz of extremely pungent body spray). whatever he finds in svetlana’s shower and/or whatever svetlana leaves behind in his shower. old spice. SO much gel before he learned how his curls worked. god forbid you touch his head on a night out in 2010 your hand would not emerge unscathed. brief flirtation with oud curl oil (marly intervened). an equally brief flirtation with argan oil (he liked it but the bottle leaked on his favourite sexy shirt). most of the time he doesn’t bother with a set routine but on special occasions he can easily spend upwards of an hour fixing his hair. everyone has a horror story about sharing a hotel bathroom with rozy in montreal

GROWN ADULT IN A COMMITTED SITUATIONSHIP: eventually learns about curl cream from a shoot stylist and quits gel forever*. shane is happy about this because it makes it much easier to play with ilya’s hair. i think privately in secret ilya likes using shane’s shampoo after sex and smelling like him for a little while. can’t decide what kind of shampoo he would gravitate towards as an adult open to suggestions. expensive caffeine shampoo maybe. straying off-topic here but i am alwayssss thinking about that scene in the profounder is the stain by our lord and saviour anonymous where shane smells like irina but doesn’t realise it

*i know he could use gel responsibly by crunching & scrunching but i don’t think the curly girl method would be well known in 2015 hockey player circles sadly :(

[pookieshane]

no one save him, he's exactly where he wants to be

[hockeyfinches]

dream thieves audiobook relisten is having an adverse effect on me

[shilyas]

caress [kəˈres] verb 1. to touch or stroke lightly in a loving or endearing manner

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[hockeyfinches]

the biggest hurdle in their relationship is presumably when shane discovers that ilya drinks orange juice with the pulp

[hollanderthoughts]

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

[dailyshanehollander]

[wovi]

[itsawisechild-zooeyglass]

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[deedala]

ilya + 🚬

[dailyhollanov]

[bluegrasshole]

haha so cute the centaurs have a video of ilya and shane — let me stop you there. shane would never. he would never! he has an airtight agreement with the marketing and comms team that anything posted of him is strictly professional. he knows every comment on social media will be about him and ilya already, and he will NOT be encouraging it. he is a hockey player. my shane would rather die than discuss his married life on instagram on the official centaurs account. or any platform. are the other centaurs doing this?? the other hockey teams??? no. he is an athlete not a reality star.

[greelin]

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

[greelin]

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

[hollandersbuttplug]

Scott: So where’s your boy Rozanov?

Shane:

[apjvff]

*lunges at you with hoe movements*