A Tired Muddy Raccoon

They are beauty they are grace They’re just a gay from outer space If you’re here for a specific fandom prepare for disappointment 18+

[trickstertime]

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

[thesplendidsnout]

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[deletiaclementine]

If you take nothing else from this remember that Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie are proof that in a year your entire life could be different

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[depsidase]

[mevil]

[cressidascowper]

#arms #arms #arms

THE PITT S02E07 | S02E15

[samreich]

sometimes you dont know what youre signing yourself up for

[oysters-aint-for-me]

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

[oysters-aint-for-me]

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

[wouldyoufuckthistaur]

imagine how hardcore the weed is at centaur dispensaries. got the chiron thunderfuck 69-4k

[wouldyoufuckthistaur]

[midnightnautilus]

I haven’t even seen this movie but I need you to see this Letterboxd review of The Housemaid - the discord server I’m in and I have been losing our minds over it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Well now I really want to watch this movie.

[naamahdarling]

Writing like this is something I haven't seen since Livejournal, and that is a sad sad thing. Absolutely stupendous.

[silly-signs]

Found this one hiking in Rocky Mountain National Park.

Notably, not llama country.

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]