[gemma-antiqua]

Ancient Egyptian silver snake ring, dated to the Roman period, or 30 BCE-323 CE.

[chirazart]

[officialunitedstates]

whats the deal with juiceboxes.  too much box not enough juice

[sickjacket]

the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption “is this u” on all of them

[hijerking]

the amount of garlic the recipe asks for: 1 clove

the amount of garlic I think the recipe deserves: at least 4 cloves

[dumbgay]

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[megagroovyphilosopherstuden-blog]

Person on the phone: Am I speaking to the head of the household?

John Mulaney, handing the phone to Petunia: It’s for you

[dontwantyourb-ody]

Catching feelings is bullshit. I’m just eating french fries why i gotta think about kissing you? Fuck you

[the-love-feed]

[anqelsheart]

[eroticfriendfictions]

Happy Anniversary to Bob and Linda!

[handshake]

[x192]

[classichorrorblog]

[theyvcreation-deactivated202401]

[drugs-af]

thanks for 9000