The Roulette Hotline

Welcome to the Roulette hotline; how can I be of service?

[the-roulette-hotline]

Welcome to the Roulette Hotline; how can I help you?

In case it wasn’t clear, my name is Roulette; as of recently, I’ve been promoted to the role of an incident investigator. My job is to investigate cases presented to me by my superiors or the general public.

As of recently, my two largest cases are The SDN Cryptic and the person calling themselves The Snake Charmer. If you have any information, please leave a message in the Tips and Info box.

Thanks for calling!

Juno here! Forgot to put this earlier, but any blue text you see is OOC and is specifically me talking! Just for clarification purposes <3

[the-roulette-hotline]

Hi everyone!

Not gonna lie to you guys, I may or may not have forgotten my login and have been dealing with some medical issues, but I’m back for good!

Whatcha guys been up to?

[lightningstruckdispatch]

Sorry guys, gonna go on a little rant here.

So I noticed when I was scrolling through the tags and got back to the dates of November and noticed something...

What happened to all the OG Dispatch roleplayers?

Take this for example. This was the first big thread I ever joined when I first created Lightningstruck's account.

IT'S LIKE IM LOOKING AT A GRAVEYARD!? THEY ALL DEACTIVATED! THE ONLY RESPONSES THAT YOU CAN SEE IS MINE AND PRISM (WHO ALSO LEFT)

Most of the accounts I used to roleplay back in the day with (either an OC or canon character) has either deactivated, left or haven't been active.

And this makes me sad honestly, this looks like I'm looking at a distant memory when only it was last year. And also let's talk about the red ring members. Literally all the Toxics I have talked to (except you @toxicsludge69 your a real one) have deleted their account or there's no more Shroud accounts.

Idk maybe I'm overreacting but this still makes me kinda sad :(

[the-roulette-hotline]

Ik I commented on it but I thought I would reblog it so ppl can see it easier hi hello!!!!! First off I’m not dead and the roulette hotline is still open, and so is my main!!! It has a new @ ( @junos-main ) because I didn’t really do anything over there but Im still open to rp!!!

I also have a BUNCH of different fandom rp accounts other than dispatch!!! There’s Markiplier egos, iron lung, resident evil, and a few others that I can’t remember so if you guys ever wanna browse what all I have come say hi at my OOC blog ( @some-juno-you-used-to-know )

love all you guys bunches!!!!

[the-roulette-hotline]

Music piece!

Ooo, fun!!! Hope it goes well!

[the-roulette-hotline]

OKOKOK I NEED HELP WITH A PROJECT

WHICH NAME SOUNDS BETTER

Golden Citrine, Sunset Citrine or Sunrise Citrine

I like golden citrine! It sounds the best to me

I hope your project goes good, do you mind if I ask what it is?

[the-roulette-hotline]

why does it say "why five" on ur board?

imma be so fr I as the mod googled “conspiracy theory board” and picked one I liked there’s no real meaning behind it 😂

[the-roulette-hotline]

have u played date everything

I have! My favorite dateables were the Hanks

[the-roulette-hotline]

you bored since u have no new cases?

I’m kind of enjoying the slowness, actually. I get to spend more time with my partners and less time stressing over my workload like I’ve been doing.

[the-roulette-hotline]

wow rude it was just a question buddyroo >:[

I just didn’t know what to say-

[the-roulette-hotline]

do you know how to solve a rubix cube

No???

[the-roulette-hotline]

LS mod went on break :{

I saw :{

I hope they’re okay and get the rest they need!!!

[the-roulette-hotline]

Am I allowed to ask what Roulettes original name was

Roulette’s name is Luca Greene, and I’m not comfortable disclosing his deadname because of personal reason, sorry :{

[the-roulette-hotline]

Happy easter! Here's a lucky dice for you!

🎲

Oh, why thank you!

[the-roulette-hotline]

BLEHHHHHHHHHH

…are you okay?

[the-roulette-hotline]

im bringing sexy back

YEAH

I don’t think sexy ever left…..

[the-roulette-hotline]

did u check out the cryptics mod latest announcement

I just saw it!

I haven’t really been as into my dispatch RPs as of recent (IM SORRY I HAVE OTHER FIXATIONS CURRENTLY-) so I may or may not participate </3

I loved every second of all of the stuff I did tho!!! And who knows, maybe Roulette has some surprises in store :}

-Juno (mod)

[lightningstruckdispatch]

Leon kennedy is so ougghhh

WOAH WHEN DID LEON LOOK LIKE THAT????

[a-raccoon-perhaps]

HES 51 YET HES A FUCKING HUUUNK OF MAN 🤤 IM SO FUCKING MENTAL FOR THIS LAD

[sardinesnewbartender]

He got lessons from Chris

[the-roulette-hotline]

Y’all don’t understand how feral Leon Kennedy makes me actually I’m genuinely so down bad for a man old enough to be my dad (or grandfather if the math was weird enough)