[not a hero]

sup my names dave and i reblog cats

[azreto]

since the hsph promstuck is way over and done

heres the davekat piece i worked on without the poster layout

version with layout by my wonderful boyfriend u3u

[hellyeahomestuckrpdirectory]

ATTENTION ALL HOMESTUCK RP BLOGS

We are a new rp directory and we are ready to start!

All canon characters and oc blogs can reblog this, please help our directory grow!

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[barkangel-deactivated20140124]

why are we reblogging a picture of an empty hallway

[clockworkstrides]

hey guys sup its been a mo but i am here for you just another strider rider comin through loud and clear testing one two anyway if you want to holla holla might even give you a dolla (damn im rusty) so hit me up

[carcin9geneticist]

…

DAVE??

[clockworkstrides]

yeah last i checked thats me hold up maybe something has changed give me a sec

yep still me

[iraffiruse]

[clockworkstrides]

hey guys sup its been a mo but i am here for you just another strider rider comin through loud and clear testing one two anyway if you want to holla holla might even give you a dolla (damn im rusty) so hit me up

[clockworkstrides]

dude youve got the strilonde harleybert genes in you i KNOW the strings are in place

youre manipulating me like some ventriloquist master and i am but your little puppet with all the strings of bromance and brotherhood carefully woven through my unsuspecting joints

someday youll wiggle your fingers and my door will fly open and bam itll be time for beer pong and bad chick flicks

we will throw popcorn at the screen and strife under a sky studded with fathomless starlight

and each star is of course a sun fueled by the intensity of our friendship and lit by all of our closeness brought on by our various interactions on the perilous journey weve united in during the study of the intricacies of irony bromance and badassery

and in the end youll think i was unaware of your mechanisms behind the scene

but ive paid attention to the man behind the curtain

senpai noticed you dirk

i know your tricks and i am ready to willingly play into your hand 

[geppettosgift]

Man, I know that you know they’re in place. I realize that you’re observant as fuck. 

Don’t worry man, once I’m done I’ll work my magic and you can regain your real boy status. Things’ll be the same as they ever were but you’ll now know the meaning of true friendship. 

It’ll be beautiful man, parents will tell their kids our story to help motivate them. They thought they had it hard making friends, but man we climbed the whole fucking mountain and strifed on the peak. If we can do it why can’t they they’ll ask themselves as they approach the world with a few found optimism. 

Once we’ve finished our strife we’ll paint images in the stars, pictures depicting our epic scenes, it’ll be impossible to look at it with anything other than awe. The intensity that will stare back at us is the same one we feel in our hears for one another. Our friendship will be like a priceless jewel, to look upon it would cause even Nicolas Cage to shed a single tear.

Really, I was noticed. You’re not kidding right, I’ll be crushed if I commit this to my Diary amongst my other innermost feelings only to find out you were just playing with my heart. 

[clockworkstrides]

our story will be passed down through the ages and someday theyll build a friendship monument on strilonde harleybert peak (which is of course what theyll rename the peak we strifed on) and itll be styalized after us

and ill have cool hair and youll have a perfectly chiseled jaw and people will travel for miles and miles just to lay witness on the place that they declare is The Spot the very spot where you and i once began the true quest of friendpalness

wait which one of us is playing to who i forgot

[clockworkstrides]

dude

what the hell is it with people and goats in sunglasses

[clockworkstrides]

Dave: Lament your solitude. ==>

Lament? Hell no. You embrace the fuck out of that solitude, you love it like it's your own brother. Still...

Your name is Dave Strider, and fuck sometimes you miss the dumbass that is your best bro.

You still see him, of course; though it's mostly in passing. You'll be in the same room when you're eating, you both blog in the lab every few nights. Lately, though, he's been spending more and more time behind the closed door of his room, well out of your reach. 

You could knock on the door, you suppose. But you won't. He's always respected your privacy, and now, you'll respect his, because you know that sometimes, you're just a little much for people. Sometimes, people need a break from you. It sucks, but it's life. You're Dave Strider and you've long since learned how to handle it when people shut you out, when they decide they need to take a step back. And, hey, let's face it, Karkat fucking Vantas isn't exactly the king of letting people in. Hell, you're lucky you've made the progress you have with him in the past year or so. 

So you'll leave him alone. You won't push, you won't pry. Karkat will come to you when he's ready.

You're sure of it.

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[clockworkstrides]

yep

old-fashioned way it is

mostly because i seriously dig grabbag chocolate and id like to see what you come up with when presented with the task of wooing someone three timelines over and two generations down

[geppettosgift]

Man you are in for such a bromantic courtship ritual. It’s a good thing you don’t have ovaries. You’d be able to see the mushroom clouds from space. 

How do you know I’m not already doing it, I’m subtle you can’t even tell but I’m weaving the strings into place.  

[clockworkstrides]

dude youve got the strilonde harleybert genes in you i KNOW the strings are in place

youre manipulating me like some ventriloquist master and i am but your little puppet with all the strings of bromance and brotherhood carefully woven through my unsuspecting joints

someday youll wiggle your fingers and my door will fly open and bam itll be time for beer pong and bad chick flicks

we will throw popcorn at the screen and strife under a sky studded with fathomless starlight

and each star is of course a sun fueled by the intensity of our friendship and lit by all of our closeness brought on by our various interactions on the perilous journey weve united in during the study of the intricacies of irony bromance and badassery

and in the end youll think i was unaware of your mechanisms behind the scene

but ive paid attention to the man behind the curtain

senpai noticed you dirk

i know your tricks and i am ready to willingly play into your hand 

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

How to do The Sex:

hold hands

that’s it that is the sex, enjoy

shit

guess that means we cant hold hands ever during our epic journey of irony and woe

so dont go falling off a cliff because i cant catch you

[clockworkstrides]

Aww.

Wait seriously, man...

[clockworkstrides]

yep old-fashioned way it is

mostly because i seriously dig grabbag chocolate and id like to see what you come up with when presented with the task of wooing someone three timelines over and two generations down

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

How to do The Sex:

hold hands

that’s it that is the sex, enjoy

[clockworkstrides]

shit

guess that means we cant hold hands ever during our epic journey of irony and woe

so dont go falling off a cliff because i cant catch you

[shubbabang]

What if the trolls skin was actually fur and when they were startled or felt threatened they’d puff up to look scary

[carcin9geneticist]

CONFESSION:

I USED DAVE’S CAPE AS A BLANKET LAST NIGHT.

I SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE NIGHT FOR ONCE.

[clockworkstrides]

now just imagine if youd taken me up on my offer