[evilnicegirl]

every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

[evilnicegirl]

i do want to live like them like so bad

[funstyle]

When someone says "not all men" ask them to name exceptions. And they cant be pops from regular show

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[6balls]

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

[plaidos]

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[moss-in-time]

let’s be cyanide with mama

[lopkelepke]

[darkspaceboytoy]

The thing you have to remember when you’re arguing with me is that I’m almost always eating delicious meals. So not only are you arguing with a beautiful woman, she’s eating scrumptious food while you aren’t. Bad position.

[segamascott]

Can i send you a spongebob painting i made after my abortion? I feel like you are my target audience.

yes thank you

[indie-yodeling]

[segamascott]

love

[lycions]

x

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[tainebot01]

Everyone spun masterfully!

[wheatiewintry]

women deserve to be ugly. and by that i mean they should be allowed to have conventionally "unattractive" features and not be treated as lesser for it. women should be allowed to be fat and lanky and tall and short and have scars and physical differences and stretch marks and cellulite and acne and wrinkles and hair on their faces and arms and legs and armpits and maybe even be a little stinky and gross sometimes. and this should be normal

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[dramatic-dolphin]

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

[asnepika]

i have friends i can trust more than myself