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{ ivy ● 28 ● he/she ● ohio } { mcr sideblog @iii-dont-love-you }

[bushpoppy]

Gripping my bathroom sink repeating I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone

[despazito]

Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[melonwah]

[godkissedme]

visible distance / second sight / jennifer bolande

[abimee]

[socialistexan]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of decades

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

[9ieme]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Have a great day

[exhuastedpigeon]

Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Every time I see a rodent-looking & weird-looking animal I think "sweetiepie" because of you lmao

sweetiepies are everywhere for those with eyes for them

[cardiffart]

A zillion hours of hammering, skiving, dyeing, and Angelus paint later, finally finished my rapier hanger.

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events