My top ten star wars incorrect quotes because I haven't made one for a while.
1)
Anakin: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Obi-wan : Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Anakin: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Obi-wan :
Obi-wan : *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
2)
Padme: Th-that was horrible! Your wish is horrible! Youāre horrible! Youāre an irredeemable monster!
Anakin: Woah, woah! What took you so long, idiot?!
(any guesses as to what his wish was?)
3)
Obi-wan: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
(i mean....)
4)
Jesse: Kix said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Hardcase is third. They have no favorite person. Theyāre holding the position open.
( Echo, it's Echo)
5)
Echo: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Fives: Mine just says "Fives no."
Echo: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
6)
Crosshair , standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?!
Hunter, flipping through a cookbook as fast as they can: I donāt know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!
7)
*Omega and Wrecker are in a mirror maze*
Omega , seeing Wrecker : C'mon, you got it! Almost through!
Wrecker : I see you! *runs straight into a mirror, shattering it*
Omega : *screams*
( I laughed more then I probably should have)
8)
Cody: Are you okay?
Obi-wan, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.
Cody: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Obi-wan?
9)
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Rex: Oh no, thatās terrible!
Anakin : Did they win?
( we all know who they're talking about and the answer is yes)
10)
*Ahsoka and Anakin are texting*
Ahsoka: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.
Anakin : What did they change my name to?
Ahsoka: Chosen One.
Anakin : Donāt change it back.
Ahsoka: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Anakin : Iām the chosen one.
(we all know if he had the chance he would go around telling people he was the chosen one)
Bonus quote:
Fives: I wish I had more enemies.
Rex: Iām sure you will someday, honey.
(too soon?)













