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(follow/like from cryptidgoth) hi im ginger and this is my dan n phil sideblog

[awrfhi]

2018 has been so good to us already

[aforeverhome-deactivated2023093]

never ever mentioning dnp by name and never telling people irl you like them is a closeted phannie mood

[etoilesdephan]

Oli Sykes - Would You Rather?

[closetphannie]

play along at home!

[closetphannie]

halloween baking predictions

- feeding each other

- someone sticks their finger in the other’s mouth

- phil says something that could be construed as sexual and dan stares at the camera in exasperation except he’s blatantly trying not to laugh

- minor physical violence with either a cooking utensil or a decoration

- dan pretends to have an orgasm while tasting the food

- phil gets flour on his pants regardless of whether or not flour was used in the recipe

feel free to add your own!

[closetphannie]

louise was gonna name her kid daniel :') the most wholesome interaction recorded on youtube tbh

[leblonde]

i’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet

Dan had wished for someone peaceful because he was absolutely not peaceful. His mind never felt peaceful; it was a constant tempest of angst and worries and existential crises. He’d said bright clothes because he always wore black. Kind because he wasn’t always kind, he could be sarcastic and rude, on a bad day. Patient because, to love him, they would have to patient. You needed a lot of patience to deal with him, he could be realistic about that.

It was, in reality, a person who (if they met) would not love Dan at all. A person that Dan could safely be in complete love with from afar, which was the whole point

When he was eleven Dan wished for Phil to help with a family curse that there’s no hope of breaking. Fifteen years later he’s stationed in coastal Wales, working the late shift in a supermarket while secretly protecting a whole village from various supernatural beings. Everything is going fine(ish) until Phil, impossibly, shows up.

AO3 link

My PBB fic is finally here! Thanks to @writing-to-music for being a lovely beta, @closetphannie for their beautiful art and @cammienray for being so wonderful and supportive!

This fic is for @parentaladvisorybullshitcontent who listened to me worry from the very beginning and without whom it probably wouldn’t even exist <3

[writing-to-music-deactivated201]

Dear everyone: Read this fic. It will give you feels. It will break your heart and put it back together. It is that one fic that will have you sobbing into a pillow at 2am (if you’re anything like me). It can make you laugh and smile cheesily and gasp in excitement. It is a beautiful piece of writing in itself, but it is a tremendously good fanfiction. 

@leblonde is a goddess and everyone needs to read this fic immediately. I am honoured to have been her beta <3

[closetphannie]

my art for @leblonde‘s extremely good fic [I’m Half Doomed and You’re Semi-Sweet]

(seriously go read it the pacing is just right, the story is compelling and the characterization is spot on)

closeup below the cut :0

[closetphannie]

i was putting off watching dans video bc sometimes he jokes abt stuff in a way that i'm like ... alright .. but honestly i watched it and started crying halfway through i love dan so much and i rly appreciate how he made this video

[closetphannie]

imhreo (in my honest repressed emo opinion) the bondage pants looked good on phil

[vaguelyangelic]

[phantastic-dan]

phone live shows are the best live shows

[hobbithair]

phil + nature

[closetphannie]

kjhsdkjhs

[crisshowell]

The cutlery sex bit was so cute i'm de*d

i literally just started watching it and this is what i am greeted with

[wispyphil-deactivated20200622]

phil: is this glass large enough? it did say large

phil: you need an average sized cereal bowl

[awrfhi]

druggie!phil rise