the Grate Long Star Wars AU Part 2 of 3
Luke decides to open a cyber cafe (a truly cutting edge idea for the time) by the name of The Bass to act as a nerve center of his computer club and one of the first privately owned off campus servers. Ben, blown away by his charge’s genus and initiative helps fund and offers his coffee know how to the endeavor.
Leia, a child porridge, has gradated from her mother’s alma mater at the tinder age of 17 and is campaign against corporate monopolies in Luke’s aria.
Foster brothers Han and Chewy are free lance courier with dreams of networking, but currently working for there older foster brother Lando. Chewy is def but a fluent lip reader so that while most people have a hard understanding him when he speaks he can understand them just fine.
Luke hires Ru Rong Da Dong (but no one could say it with out laughing so they just call him R2-D2) a highly capable but mono lingual Chinese paraplegic who brings with him C3PO (Cedric Celine Casper Patton Osborn) a polyglot from Oxford to help run and maintain The Bass.
R2D2 runs into Leia one night and convinces her to allow him to walk her home (in Mandarin witch she doesn’t speak) on there way a goon working for the mob family who owns the company that Leia is currently protesting jumps them and kid napes her and R2D2. During there captivity Leia tells R2D2 all she knows and expresses the wish she had contacted Ben, a friend of her adopted mother and trusted contact, sooner. R2D2, cleaver shit that he is escapes and makes his way to The Bass. Upon hearing the story Luke, Ben and there new friends Han and Chewy (who have a rattle trap of a band van) set out to rescue Leia.
What fallows is a where wind adventure culminating in the death of Ben, and the arrest of the of Vador. (the charges don’t stick but do keep him and his mod busy for quite some time)
Luke Travels to south america where he meets Yoda and studies the grate bean.
Meanwhile Han doesn’t ask enough question and gets caught smuggling drugs for Lando by a dirty cop who’s angling for a bigger bribe. when Han refuses to pay the cop arrests them both. They are then denied release until bail is payed. Lando is busy cleaning up other messes and refuses to pay, so Leia, R2D2, and C3PO take jobs at “The Cantina” as waiters, much to R2D2’s surprise, given his wheelchair. The Pay sucks and the boss, Hutt is a fat creep who makes all the waitresses where slave outfits.
Things come to a head with the mob when Luke returns from South america, EP6 happens….. (Sorry I know the movie, it’s my favorite in fact, but I had no idea how to work all the bits) Ending with a reconciliation between Luke and Aniken, so that on his death bed Aniken declares that The Bass will be left alone.
P.s. Part 3 might be a bit as I haven’t written it out.
