wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

[ Xenon | transmasc | 24 | he/they ] // artist, furry, gamer // This is my personal/main blog, been had it since I was like 14 so it's nothing cohesive.... I miss the old tumblr

[baitedmutt]

another quick one

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[unofficial-epsilon-squadron]

@theshitpostcalligrapher



[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Got it

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x03 - “Finally Got The Name Right”

[azhdarchidae]

trans people obsessed w body horror and biological inhumanity that want to look like bloodborne bosses and animal chimeras 🤝 trans people obsessed w robotics and technological inhumanity that want to look like mechs and industrial machinery

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

[gets in my little clown car]

[cloudedquartz]

[gets in with you]

[sic-semper-hominibus]

this is gonna sound like a shitpost but the best advice i have if youre consistently coming off wrong is to start talking like an elcor

you will feel like a dumdum at first, but once you get used to it youll realize that telling people what kind of thing you're about to say ahead of time flattens their anxiety a huge amount

ive been starting every question with "question:" for awhile now and i almost never get people reading too much into what i mean anymore

it seems super dumb, but "what are your plans tomorrow?" gets people asking me what i have planned despite me obviously being in the process of figuring that out, whereas "question: what are your plans tomorrow?" gets me a quick rundown of their schedule, followed by "why?"

it also makes it really easy to work tone indicators into your verbal speech. if you're always saying "question: [your question here]?" then no one blinks when you say "genuine question: [question that could read as sarcastic]?"

it also gets you out of your own way for any types of things you struggle to say. "can you make sure to do the dishes before you go to bed?" feels like an argument waiting to happen, but "request: can you make sure to do the dishes before you go to bed?" gets the words flowing on a neutral word while making it clear that you're not looking for a fight

so yeah. suggestion: talk like an elcor

[sic-semper-hominibus]

i said "suggestion for you if you havent thought of it:" today so im reblogging this

[softness-and-shattering]

Useful addition: "this is not a guilt trip or moral judgement, just checking facts: have you done the dishes".

Or "Just checking if I need to, have you done the dishes today"

Or "please do the dishes, Im not upset I just need a plate".

Being clear about your intentions this way also heads off RSD or trauma-type anxiety, guilt, frustration, demand-avoidance, fear, etc.

Another phrasing useful for when you are emotional is "Im definitely frustrated, but Im not frustrated at you because I know you're doing your best."

Of course it only really works if you genuinely mean it.

[sic-semper-hominibus]

you get me

[catgirlwheels]

Genuine delight: elcor my beloved

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[jayalaw]

@kingofthewilderwest

[lastoneout]

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The concubine after reading this:

[moon-rise]

This is my new breakup format

[dancinbutterfly]

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

screaaaming me

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

[punkryuki]

[onlyonekenobi]

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

[clavess]

what is a lover but someone who has felt every range of human emotion, and still in the end, chosen to love

[cloudedquartz]

@burntmetalbastard

[crossroadswrite]

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

[sabertoothwalrus]

[wintersmitth]

[Screenshot from Queering the Map, the mark in Zhytomyr region I Ukraine, saying "If I knew bombs would have rained down on us the following morning, I would have never stopped kissing your fragile skin the night before".]

[ohsalome]

this is pure poetry

but i can't believe you would also leave out this

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

tools in my toolshed have started expressing rudimentary emotions

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

hoes mad

[miss-taken-deactivated20260321]

Reblog this to give the person you reblogged it from a bear hug. (they might just need it)

[in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone]

touch starved people reblog this

[psygull]

[at a YTP themed bar] is that a pingas in your pocket you know what i can't finish this one somebody else do it

[psygull]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

she explode my penuis till i-

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i mean. she garlic bread. on my plate till i. eat the bread

[theunfairfolk]

hey can i ask you a question about the giant centipede

[randomvisualworld]

[steel-peach]

Warlock and wizard girlfriends (ocs) in a nest