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[deathbypickles]

interviewer: you are straight

kermit: 😐

[a-spectacular-pigeon]

You know, I’m a season and a half into watching Danny Phantom and I’m just starting to realise how sad it is that Danny has a secret identity. 

Here’s the thing, all the villains know who he is. They know where he lives, and who is family and friends are. And you know what? I can’t remember Danny ever freaking out about that. He just accepted that his enemies had this information and could use it against him. 

Danny doesn’t care that his enemies know who he is, but he’s terrified of the idea of the people he loves knowing. His greatest fear isn’t his enemies coming after him in his own home, it’s just the idea that these people - these people that he’s willing to put his life at risk to protect on a daily basis - wouldn’t be able to love him anymore if they knew what he was. I think that may be the saddest superhero story I’ve ever heard. 

[maplesyrupbloodfeud]

Everyone in the notes:

[thenatsdorf]

Cat sits on own tail.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I was just visiting my cousin's island and got TRAPPED in a MAZE and I was like "hey why is there a maze here" and she was like "oh that's my Labyrinth."

It took up like half her island and had pitfalls in it.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

she told me "mazes have multiple exits, but a labyrinth only has one" in the most matter of fact cheerful way while I was starving to death somewhere in the middle.

[super-wolves-blog]

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

[cockroach-queer]

I know I’ve reblogged this and commented before- but my favorite part is that immediately after this, Malcolm is like “so anyway I got you these” and hands Reese some pamphlets about accepting yourself as queer that he got from the guidance counselor, and Reese is like “oh, I got you these” and hands him a grocery bag full of gay porn.

[cloud-mcfox]

https://ych.commishes.com/auction/show/NUCE/dr-ych/

There's only 10 more hours to grab it! So better hurry! Get your character into the leading role of Dr. Mario!

[astr0pyro]

Horror au ref sheet bc on Instagram imma make an interactive series

[blognotfound]

pls don’t let this flop

[nilesfreeman]

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

[absolutelynothingitellyou]

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

[guantanamo-bae]

Ah finally, some good serotonin..

[momokotuharumaki]

"Get those Japanese words off of me" is one of the funniest lines on this blog, and I didn't write it.

[mar64ds]

I would just write fanfics if I could I have way too many scenarios in my head but not enough time to make comics of ALL of them, so here are a few scenes of a story about Max and his family

[falseknees]

The volume IS the message

[sabertoothwalrus]

I haven’t seen literally anyone else mention this scene and it’s my favorite joke from the entire show

[ankle-beez]

I’m happy to report this entire bit was improvised which makes it even funnier

[sabertoothwalrus]

AMAZING

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[buggyeyes]

[cyro-starfire]

First art of 2021

Anyways trans rights

TERFs, Truscum, Transmed, and Transphobic assholes do not fucking interact <3

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[longbeachgriffy]

How bartenders serve drinks in the club

[bapouro]

when i worked at bar/restaurant one of my coworkers said he would bubble wrap glasses and practice in the mirror at home on his time off. he had an anonymous tattoo.

[crappyhomemadegifs]

[mrdaco]

My room mate found this 9-1-1 Emergency Education VHS and we watched it together. We seem to have the only record of its existence. And here’s a taste.