Can't Wait
Summary: But, your eyes were the most beautiful shade of- Holy fuck no-
Warnings: Arranged Marriage, Gojo likes to use blue when he throws tantrums, Yandere, Gojo is absurd like always, some comedy bc why not, love at first meeting?, Gojo likes DBZ in this, dark tones ish, am I just bad at yandere?
Pairing: Yandere!Gojo x Arranged!Marriage!Reader
Gojo! Who is 17, halfway into his first year at jujutsu high and enjoying his life. He likes his school, his friends and heck, even his teacher. Sure, Shoko's smoking habits are going to give him lung cancer from all the second hand smoking he's doing and sure Yaga now takes blood pressure pills because of him, but Satoru is sure that his life has never been better. Of course, the elders in his clan have a knack for sniffing out whenever Gojo is feeling too happy and were particularly skilled in finding ways that would effectively rain, thunder and trample all over that happiness. Surely, it was a curse technique. Weak, but effective as fuck.
Gojo! Who usually resists going back to visit his clans estate, who just about has to be dragged out of jujutsu high, kicking and screaming by Suguru and thrown into a car to visit. He's ignored the past three official summons, and is already on thin ice. It's stupid, he thinks. He's going to be the clan head in a year or so, so why should he be answerable to an old man? Gojo swears he'll replace all the sugar cubes with salt so none of the elders can ever enjoy a cup of tea again. He's done it before, not that Yaga had appreciated being his test subject.
Gojo! Who arrives at the clan house, annoyed and uncaring of formality. People bow left and right, they greet him warmly, but all he does is tuck one hand into his pocket and scoff. He finds himself seated in front of not just the clan head-but every elder there is in the clan. Any other person would be honoured. Gojo is annoyed. He petulantly asks them what the hell they want as he bites into a cookie.
Gojo! Who chokes on his cookie when they bring up an agreement drawn up with another clan- and agreement that binds him to their clan heads daughter. It's iron clad, apparently. Signed off by not just the clan head at the time, but even his parents, who Gojo has never even met. It's the worst news he's received in his life and that's coming from the man who just watched Piccolo sacrifice himself for Gohan last week and cried into Suguru's shoulder about it.
Gojo! Who spends the next three hours, for once in his life, willingly in the presence of these senile old men. He argues, angrily paces around the room, downs about five cups of tea, threatens to ditch the clan entirely, heck, he stress eats all the cookies and forces himself to ask them nicely to not do this. It's when he unleashes blue and the entire roof goes flying- yet the elders and the clan head remain unfazed- Gojo realizes that he truly has no way out of this.
Gojo! Who huffs and leaves, using blue to blow the door out of his way. His anger is visible to everyone, veins almost popping along his neck, eyes murderous. No one dares to approach as he leaves the estate. He goes back to jujutsu high and angrily spars with Suguru. Later, he tells Suguru everything. For once, not even Suguru knows what to say. He would have never agreed to Yaga's request to make Gojo go visit his clan had he known the outcome.
Gojo! Who is told that he has to meet you next week. His schedule is usually filled to the brim, but of fucking course, it's all clear now. It's disturbing really, wanting to attend the premiere of the new dragon Ball z movie didn't classify as a valid reason to skip out on a mission, but meeting a girl for a marriage he doesn't want suddenly gets him an entire day off. He should make those elders suffer and blue all their houses away as payback. Muttering, vengeful and just about ready to through with the pranks he has held back on pulling, Gojo goes to Kyoto. Suguru, despite his earlier sympathy, smiles at him as he sends him off. Gojo can almost hear the teasing that awaits him when he comes back.
Gojo! Who meets your parents first. They bow, greet him kindly. He mutters a hello- and purposefully raises his head a little higher. Like fuck is he bowing his head to them, the only person who got that kind of respect in his life was Yaga. And that man had fucking earned it for putting up with Gojo's nonsense, including the one time he and Suguru had gotten arrested. Ah, good times.
Gojo! Who ignores the offended look that crosses your father's face. He sits down casually, not one ounce of formality found in his demeanour. Still, his soon to be in laws offer him tea and biscuits. He accepts and makes sure to be as impolite as possible. Chewing loudly, setting down the tea cup roughly so that it spills everywhere. Maybe he could get himself rejected and not even have to meet you. Alas, your parents pay no mind to his lack of manners. It's his good looks, Gojo whines to himself. Maybe if he had been born just a little less attractive, he wouldn't be in this position. He wonders if it's too late to give himself a nasty scar. Ah no, he'd look even more attractive.
Gojo! Who purposefully looks at the window on his right as you're brought in. He senses your cursed energy head in his way, hears your clothes rustle as you take a seat in front of him, but doesn't turn towards you just yet. Your father introduces you proudly, so proudly he wonders how a man who is selling his daughter like a cattle can be so shameless. At least Gojo's own parents had the decency to keep at not showing their faces to him after having the nerve to trap him. Sucky parents? Sure. Consistent? Yes.
Gojo! Who orders everyone to leave him and his wife to be alone. It's an absurd request, not to mention inappropriate, but his cursed energy spikes. The elders realize that while they could deal with Gojo using blue while throwing a tantrum- they would not be able to live down the humiliation of him doing it in front of another clan head. They leave, silently seething and resigned.
Gojo! Who hates to admit it- seriously, he really really doesn't want to admit it- but you're actually pretty. He'd built you up in his mind as something like the girl from the exorcist, after all it made hating you a lot more easy for him. But, your eyes were the most beautiful shade of- Holy fuck no-
Gojo! Who scolds himself. He absolutely could not afford to actually like you. It went against everything he stood for- which was usually liking the opposite of what the elders liked. He could not like you. No way. Clearing his throat, he looks at you again, your eyes are lowered, hands clasped formally in front of you.
Gojo! Who tries to look stern, but his eyes keep tracing your face again and again, and he feels like a loser with no restraint. He suddenly has a greater understanding of the guys that gawk at Shoko. He'd never understood it before, viewing her as a witch doctor with a smoking addiction and slightly psychotic vibes when near a dead body- so why would anyone gawk at Shoko at first sight? But then you speak to him, slow, gentle- sweet. And he gets it. He totally gets it. He still doesn't get Shoko, but he gets the urge to gawk.
Gojo! Who had intended to scare you off in this meeting. A few harsh words, a little bit of blue at the furniture and a delicate princes like you would go crying to her daddy about what a monster he is. But the menacing script he had rehearsed looking at the mirror never makes its debut. Instead, he asks you about your hobbies, unable to stop how warm he feels to learn about how you love painting and cooking.
Gojo! Who spends the next two hours just talking to you, who even has lunch with you. He discards his former last ditch plan of feigning a poison induced collapse in order to start a war between your clans. Instead, he delights in telling you about how much he loves Gohan from dragon ball z while he eats dumplings- gleeful to learn that you made them. For him.
Gojo! Who is annoyed to be interrupted by the clan heads insisting that he's spent too much time with you today and it's inappropriate. He almost throws blue out, but now that he's begun to like you fallen totally hopelessly in love with you he thinks he'll hold off on his absolute last resort of using blue and taking out everyone in the near vicinity. After all, you're going to live here for another year or so. 11 months, 12 days, 3 hours, 24 minutes and 17 seconds more, to be exact.
Gojo! Who leaves much more peacefully than he'd entered, who even inclines his head towards your father, thrilled at how you beam at him. He doesn't bother giving the elders in his clan his usual I-hate-you-pricks glare for once. He goes back to Jujutsu high, whistling as he walks past a confused Suguru and Yaga.
Gojo! Who won't shut up about you to Suguru, much to his confusion. It's a startling realisation for Suguru, that Gojo had all but fallen in love with you in one meeting. Infatuation, he thinks to himself. It'll wear off. Of course, he begins to think differently when Gojo starts ignoring other girls and actively starts preparing for the wedding.
Gojo! Who doesn't even mind that the clans want an engagement ceremony. His past self (24 hours ago Gojo) would have defected from Jujutsu society and settled down in America as a farmer or something. Suguru would have said that he'd have no potential for it, but he'd be a hot one and people would have bought vegetables just on the basis of his face (Gojo doesn't know how farmers or farming works guys). Anyways, he's thrilled. The idea of you wearing his ring, a sign that you're claimed by him, makes him hum out of happiness. He drags Suguru to go buy you a ring- the one those stuffy elders will use doesn't mean shit to him.
Gojo! Who surprises the people at the jewellery store when he buys the most expensive diamond there. Suguru briefly debates stealing it but decides against it. He isn't scared to pick a fight with Satoru usually, but somehow he thinks Satoru might actually kill him for wronging you since he's decided that it's your ring.
Gojo! Who is on time and happy to be at the engagement ceremony. Suguru is with him, of course. Apparently, so are his parents. But they blend into the crowd of faces he wants to blue so he doesn't care. His eyes eagerly scan the place for you, huffing that you're still getting ready and not here. He would rather you be excited and impatient to see him too, but Suguru mentions that girls take more time to get ready for guys they like and Gojo brightens up immediately.
Gojo! Who is horrified when his clan elders and your clan elders end up arguing over something trivial. Some agreement his clan wanted more on and your clan couldn't give it. The argument escalates and before you can even show up- your father calls the marriage off. He's slack jawed at how it happens, Suguru watching him in concern.
Gojo! Who lets out such a burst of cursed energy that everyone in the room, including Suguru, pauses. Suguru can at least breathe though, but the rest feels like they are being choked. No one makes a move as they watch him leave the room, expression menacing and fists clenched.
Gojo! Who tones down his cursed energy as he goes to the room you're getting ready in. His expressions softens as he overhears you shyly talking about how you want to look perfect for him. He can't let the elders take you from him. He really can't.
Gojo! Who knocks on the door and enters. The women who had been getting you ready gasp and bow at the sight of him, but he pays them no mind. You look gorgeous, dressed in your pretty kimono. But you're unsure of why he's here. You don't get to ask though, because he gently grabs your hand and tells you to follow him. You obey, unaware that he's no longer your husband to be.
Gojo! Who takes you back to the room the elders had been fighting in. Carefully, he lets his cursed energy radiate to the other side of the room- a warning to both clans to shut the hell up. All are too scared to so much as move a muscle, fearing for their lives as Gojo reminds them of exactly who he is. They do nothing but watch as leads you to the area where you would exchange rings.
Gojo! Who happily slides his chosen ring into your finger. Suguru smiles at his glee, while no one else in the room dares to say a thing. It's your turn, and you look at your father for the ring, completely unaware of the glare Gojo sends his way. Your father complies, scared of his future son in law, but still patting your head as a father should.
Gojo! Who smiles when you put the ring on his finger. The clan elders clap, knowing Gojo might kill them if they don't. They behave with each as though the argument never happened. And when Gojo leaves your side and goes to hand his arms around the shoulders of your father and the head of the Gojo clan, they obey his command to forget that they had ever fought.
Gojo! Who never lets you find out that the marriage was called off and starts preparing for the wedding. 11 months, 10 days, 8 hours, 48 minutes and 45 seconds to go until you're his completely. And he really can't wait.













