Simply Me.

I have a brain. I have a heart. And I know how to use both. I'm not a film-star beauty. I have thoughts that run faster than a sprinter. I have opinions contained like a prisoner. I am simply me.

[im-rey]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE ROGERS AKA CAPTAIN AMERICA (July 4, 1918)

[slavarodnimbogovima]

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Who ever did this: Let me marry you.

[fireryn]

Beautiful

[froodooboogins]

This makes me want to barf rainbows I LOVE THIS POST

[suzieqatmizzou]

"School never looked this scary."

[oh-mah-feels]

This was me the entire time while watching Monsters University:

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Billy Crystal, Steve Buscemi, Sean Hayes, Dave Foley, and John Goodman voicing lines for their characters in Monsters University.

[subgirlygirl]

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

[yersinia--pestis]

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

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[crazypeoplejail]

Happy 94th Birthday, Steve Rogers!

[wetpool]

[assgod]

imagine the smell in this car omg

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What pisses me off is that its actually working

[monmouthcastle]

Come to Arizona, where any car is an oven

[dustbee514]

Or Texas

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

Sorry not sorry.

[paragonpostcards]

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

[totallyfubar]

*Phone rings*

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

I’M ON MY WAY.

[ascenti]

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

[endoshan]

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

[grapefruitjunkie-deactivated202]

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

[a-pan101]

Meanwhile In England……

"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

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I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

[hyperchef]

This is my favorite. Can we add some of the women of tumblr, yo? This  belongs to everybody.

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I'm usually the friend that says that...

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