let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
Kiana Khansmith
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
PR's Tumblrdome
Keni
Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
RMH
Three Goblin Art
Show & Tell
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Finland
seen from Malaysia
@clown-adjacent
Which pride flag did you get when you pressed the heart button? :3
Rainbow
Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Trans
Intersex
Nonbinary
Aromantic
Asexual
Pansexual
The hearts are cool but these are flooding fyps + important posts during Pride
Also if Tumblr staff genuinely cared about queer people they wouldn’t be increasing shadowban rates on trans people. Unless we keep putting pressure on Tumblr staff about this, you will be next on their ban list.
in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes
3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes
4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke
5. this absolute masterpiece:
I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life
Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:
copycat
a post getting popular on tumblr is like
imagine you are op
you are standing outside in the middle of a field
you say some dumb shit
a couple drops of rain fall on you
and then a few more
and then OH GOD YOURE DROWNING WHERE DID THE RAIN COME FROM THE SKY WAS CLEAR A FEW SECONDS AGO
EVERY TIME YOU PLEAD TO THE GODS TO PLEASE ALLOW THE RAIN TO STOP IT JUST GETS WORSE
THEY LAUGH AT WHAT HAS BECOME OF YOU
YOUR HUBRIS WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL
and then a gimmick blog is like "this post contains no punctuation"
and then a gimmick
blog is like “this post contains
no punctuation”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
"10k notes" this, "100k notes" that
you all failed
the notes have stopped
the storm is over
and what do you have to say for it?
Uhhh...
I say hi? Idk
fair enough
So idk if you guys know of a game called Undertale. Its by Toby Radiation Fox, the guy who does homestuck music.
Well i started playing the demo, and that part with the flower, I thought it was gonna be all cute and nice.
BOY WAS I HELL WRONG. THAT FLOWER FREAKED THE HELL OUT OF ME. IM STILL SHAKING NOW.
someone calm me down. im not even 10 seconds and this is freaky. its like OFF but idk. sdjgklsdjg;lksdjg
imma keep playing though, hopefully it gets better
this is like dusting off an ancient relic
had a photo of a planet in my downloads folder i didn't recognize
until i opened it, and it was DUCKS
DUCK PLANET, BABEY !!!
Mallard (Anas platyrhynchos)
teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living
teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living
teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living
i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby
black classic tabby with low white spotting
i see how it is
Quick art
mutuals to sit under this thing with
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
Pigeons! Some of our oldest friends 💚
@sillypotatochipz
PIJONNNN
