reblog to stare at your mutuals like this
almost home
Show & Tell
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
ojovivo
One Nice Bug Per Day
RMH
No title available
taylor price
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
🪼

Origami Around
YOU ARE THE REASON
d e v o n

@theartofmadeline
will byers stan first human second

⁂

oozey mess
Three Goblin Art
Sade Olutola

seen from United States

seen from France

seen from Italy

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia
seen from Italy

seen from Malaysia

seen from Chile

seen from United States
seen from Portugal
seen from United States
seen from Brazil

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia

seen from Spain
seen from United States

seen from France

seen from Hungary
@clown-adjacent
reblog to stare at your mutuals like this
children heed my warning. one day your body’s check engine light will come on and demand that you start eating so many vegetables and whole grains. do not ignore it.
I want to explain this a bit more since 'health' and 'biology' are loosely speaking, special interests of mine and also what I went to school for.
People SAY that your health 'suddenly' starts to decline in your 30s but that's not really a good way to put it A) bc that's not really accurate and B) bc it frames this decline as something inherent and unavoidable, which does nothing to convince you that you have some agency about this.
So I'm going to explain this in LOOSE NON-SCIENTIFIC language:
When you are an infant or child, you are actively growing. Nature is throwing tons of new cells into you bc your body needs to BUILD BUILD BUILD. What you're able to do, eat and heal from is all largely dictated by this-- for example little kids often LOVE sweet foods or dairy-like foods and are relatively less interested in anything else. This is bc their body is running on HIGH all the time since building body parts is very energetically intensive. They can eat a fistful of sugarcubes and burn them off in an hour. Ask me how I know.
When you are a YOUNG ADULT you are actually still developing to a secondary extent, but your bones and such are fused and now that development goes into solidifying the structure and also finetuning its reproductive capabilities and features-- these, too, are HIGHLY energy consumptive when they first come online. Nature is STILL, thus, throwing tons of energy and new cells your way hoping you'll do something cool with them. You regenerate very quickly, and recover from harm rapidly-- But please note: swift recovery from harm is not absence of harm. This most relates to the consumption of 'junk food' and alcohol-- many people say they could 'eat whatever they wanted and nothing would happen' when they're in their 20s or that they could go out drinking and 'not be affected'. You were affected. You didn't notice.
Once everything has come online you go into maintenance mode. Nature stops throwing excess cells and energy your way bc you don't need that-- your body is yours and you are now responsible for maintaining it...hopefully with what you learned by experience in your 20s. IF YOU WERE NOT PAYING ATTENTION, you did not learn this, and are in for a surprise in your 30s bc your 'free recovery' subscription has ended. Recovery and maintenance- processes that are constant in the human body- now cost MINERALS & ELECTRICITY. You can go into DEBT now, and that debt will come in the form of joints that pop, inability to recover well, lowered immune function, and feeling like shit.
This debt accrues interest RAPIDLY once you hit 36-- the age of around 36 to 46 or so is a kind of reckoning stage where Nature assesses how well you've managed your body and you will be SWIFTLY downgraded if the result is you were just winging it.
So how do you build this account? 2 main things ( LOOSELY SPEAKING this is so not 100% scientific but I have to be general here): MINERALS -- you get these from eating well, mostly. You might want to take supplements based on your unique needs. But you need Minerals & Vitamins (i'm lumping these two together) bc they are the chemical building blocks (currency) your body uses to rebuild and fix up cells. ELECTRICITY is- again loosely speaking- having the proper chemical voltage throughout your body. This 'voltage' drops when you don't move enough, or when you're dehydrated. The building and repairing process your body wants to do may have the materials (minerals and vitamins) but there's not enough power in the factory, or the AC isn't working and the workers are overheating and can't work well. To fix this, drink lots of water and MOVE AND STRETCH your body. The action within your muscles and bones GENERATES ENERGY and it keeps your cells happy.
So the thing is, it's not that you suddenly find yourself taking damage after 30+. You were taking damage the whole time. You're just kept from really feeling it bc you're young and full of extra juice and given time to figure things out.
But at some point Nature expects you to do that, and you will pay if you don't.
Best to start out giving a shit, even if none of your friends think you're cool, even if you get called a 'health nut' bc you will still be able to frolick at 45, 50, probably so on while everyone who said it was dumb to have 'balanced meals' shares memes about how they wake up feeling like shit every day.
Sidenote don't let our shitty fatphobic society obscure the fact that it's okay to care about what you eat. Counting calories or being preoccupied with physical perfection is a sad way to relate to your body BUT that doesn't mean that paying attention to your diet AT ALL is bad. Baby, bath water, etc.
My goat ranting has been justified for this day.
Source
This is way better than straight up telling your kid “Santa isn’t real.”
I never thought about it this way, and it makes me really happy
Art request by @chimbakarimba for @thelocalcoyote
Character: Coyote’s oc Limerent from @stp-vot-limerent
It took me a bit to find out how to draw her but she’s a cutie, I was excited to get this request
I’M. SHOCKED??? MY BABY? THE PRECIOUS? SHE? THE CUTE? AAA?
I go to die now. Thank you for the magnificent surprise
hope you have a great day💜
Happy to see you like it :D it was so fun joining in on the idea
Which pride flag did you get when you pressed the heart button? :3
Rainbow
Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Trans
Intersex
Nonbinary
Aromantic
Asexual
Pansexual
The hearts are cool but these are flooding fyps + important posts during Pride
Also if Tumblr staff genuinely cared about queer people they wouldn’t be increasing shadowban rates on trans people. Unless we keep putting pressure on Tumblr staff about this, you will be next on their ban list.
in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes
3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes
4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke
5. this absolute masterpiece:
I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life
Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:
copycat
a post getting popular on tumblr is like
imagine you are op
you are standing outside in the middle of a field
you say some dumb shit
a couple drops of rain fall on you
and then a few more
and then OH GOD YOURE DROWNING WHERE DID THE RAIN COME FROM THE SKY WAS CLEAR A FEW SECONDS AGO
EVERY TIME YOU PLEAD TO THE GODS TO PLEASE ALLOW THE RAIN TO STOP IT JUST GETS WORSE
THEY LAUGH AT WHAT HAS BECOME OF YOU
YOUR HUBRIS WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL
and then a gimmick blog is like "this post contains no punctuation"
and then a gimmick
blog is like “this post contains
no punctuation”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
"10k notes" this, "100k notes" that
you all failed
the notes have stopped
the storm is over
and what do you have to say for it?
Uhhh...
I say hi? Idk
fair enough
So idk if you guys know of a game called Undertale. Its by Toby Radiation Fox, the guy who does homestuck music.
Well i started playing the demo, and that part with the flower, I thought it was gonna be all cute and nice.
BOY WAS I HELL WRONG. THAT FLOWER FREAKED THE HELL OUT OF ME. IM STILL SHAKING NOW.
someone calm me down. im not even 10 seconds and this is freaky. its like OFF but idk. sdjgklsdjg;lksdjg
imma keep playing though, hopefully it gets better
this is like dusting off an ancient relic
had a photo of a planet in my downloads folder i didn't recognize
until i opened it, and it was DUCKS
DUCK PLANET, BABEY !!!
Mallard (Anas platyrhynchos)
teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living
teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living
teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living
i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby
black classic tabby with low white spotting
i see how it is
Quick art