[shiternetexplorer]

[capacity2]

You’ll be sitting on my apparatus

[yellow-cat]

it can rolling around

[wokeuplaughing]

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[blackpyrefly]

obsessed with this comment on the page for an item with a very low drop rate

[varxne]

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[amc]

Congratulations, Breaking Bad!

[sonyplaytation]

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White

[imaginarylands4000]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[punkitt-is-here]

hey are you okay? you awake? mom's coming over. you need to keep cool. you can keep cool, right? don't blink too much. she'll know. im going to the grocery store to pick up snacks. do you need anything? i'm going to buy five tubes of pringles. do you want one? two? hey, you need to blink or she'll know. keep your cool. if she asks where i am i'm getting groceries. seven tubes of pringles. seven tubes of pringles is normal, right? okay, bye, love you! do you know where my keys are.

[333444deadbot]

They're going to have me assassinated. Even though I'm boyish *puts finger to earpiece and listens* because I'm boyish

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

[human-pet-they]

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

[warningsine]