I hate online dating because guys always get weird when they find out I keep a rodeo clown in my studio apartment. They say it smells but so take him to the clown park at least twice a week and give him a bath weekly. People just hate Rodeos :(
in your studio apartment? … you have to be kidding me
You can totally keep a rodeo in a studio apartment with the right attention. I take him for a walk at least once a day! Not everyone can afford a dirt stadium for their rodeos! 🥲
are you sure about that? because based on some of your other posts, such as this one:
honks is not having a good time. he wasn’t “playing bull riding”, he was displaying dominance behavior due to poor socialization (also likely in part caused by the under-stimulating living conditions), and the issue was severe enough to get you kicked out of the clown park. now honks is getting even less stimulation.
listen. i care about clowns. this is both my profession and my passion, and i say this with all the kindness in my heart: honks is in desperate need of a more stimulating and appropriate environment for a rodeo clown. if you can’t provide that at home, consider at least finding a bigger clown park—perhaps one that allows other pets too such as horses for honks to interact with. or better yet, a clown daycare if you can’t provide this for him on your own.
the only time honks should really be indoors is when he is winding down for bed or sleeping. a walk once a day won’t cut it.
the last thing i would ever recommend is rehoming because clowns get very attached and this would be incredibly traumatic to him, especially since it seems this is not his first time being rehomed. but please consider his needs and try to meet them.
Honks is not under-stimulated 😠 He already has a new clown park thank you very much. Rodeo Clowns are just villainized as a breed and everyone always thinks they are aggressive or ‘dominanting’. Honks is the sweetest clown you will ever meet and behaves perfectly. It’s not Honks fault that people hate rodeos.
