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@clownology4dummies
this blog will occasionally have adult-oriented humor.
inbox is currently closed but after i get though a good chunk of the asks i have sitting in there, i plan to re-open.
here's the link to the clown husbandry community.
this is a side blog; i follow from brighteyesandstardust.
icon by ash :•)
mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss
fool owners: this is hoops he likes jokes
guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations
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Sooo I may have made a mistake when adopting this creature…does anyone know what these things eat???
I hate online dating because guys always get weird when they find out I keep a rodeo clown in my studio apartment. They say it smells but so take him to the clown park at least twice a week and give him a bath weekly. People just hate Rodeos :(
in your studio apartment? … you have to be kidding me
You can totally keep a rodeo in a studio apartment with the right attention. I take him for a walk at least once a day! Not everyone can afford a dirt stadium for their rodeos! 🥲
are you sure about that? because based on some of your other posts, such as this one:
honks is not having a good time. he wasn’t “playing bull riding”, he was displaying dominance behavior due to poor socialization (also likely in part caused by the under-stimulating living conditions), and the issue was severe enough to get you kicked out of the clown park. now honks is getting even less stimulation.
listen. i care about clowns. this is both my profession and my passion, and i say this with all the kindness in my heart: honks is in desperate need of a more stimulating and appropriate environment for a rodeo clown. if you can’t provide that at home, consider at least finding a bigger clown park—perhaps one that allows other pets too such as horses for honks to interact with. or better yet, a clown daycare if you can’t provide this for him on your own.
the only time honks should really be indoors is when he is winding down for bed or sleeping. a walk once a day won’t cut it.
the last thing i would ever recommend is rehoming because clowns get very attached and this would be incredibly traumatic to him, especially since it seems this is not his first time being rehomed. but please consider his needs and try to meet them.
I hate online dating because guys always get weird when they find out I keep a rodeo clown in my studio apartment. They say it smells but so take him to the clown park at least twice a week and give him a bath weekly. People just hate Rodeos :(
in your studio apartment? … you have to be kidding me
found a website i made for one of my classes back before i dropped out, i was cooking
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Hiiiii I'm new to this site but I wanna share my clownsona on here (might draw some art for it later!) but my clownsona is a Jester breed named Diamond and he has pink and blue checkered torso but then purple and black checkered legs and arms and his he has four horns with bells and black gloves and red diamonds under his eyes! :3
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Typical Jester Carny, mixing Jester and Harlequin traits as if Jesters aren't literally common prey to wild Harlequin packs. Jesters don't even have checkered plumage, atleast not healthy Jesters, just the abominations that are crossbred with their natural predators. See, that's why my clownsona is a Thematophorus terribilis or a Scary clown for you posers. HER name is Buttons and she's 7 feet tall, has sharp teeth, can mimic human speech, and is entirely dark purple to blend in the shadows. The only other color on her is her pale face and gloves, black nose and lips, and her red shoes.
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Why does the Carny fandom always feel the need to belittle each other's clownsonas (•́⍜•̀) isn't the whole point to have fun and design clownsona characters with fun plumages that wouldn't exist in nature? you don't hear furry discourse over how all fox fursonas NEED to be black, white, or orange and no other color of the rainbow! that's why my clownsona is an Arcade breed because they have the most fun phenotypes in the wild but you can get even more creative with your designs! Her name is Miku and she's Hatsune Miku :o)
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what.
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"As pets, Teacup clowns are very social and playful, demanding a lot of attention due to their social colony background. This leads to many teacup pet owners to adopt or buy additional pets to keep their little clown company. Teacup clowns get along surprisingly well with small dogs and guinea pigs, sometimes being caught riding on their backs during play. "
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I have a theory. Is it possible that a clown's tricks grew more elaborate over time due to the shortening of human attention spans? Jesters and harlequins probably didn't have to work as hard to keep the attention of humans in the past, after all.
absolutely, great theory! although this does make me think of something funny like a clown learning that if they hold up a phone playing subway surfer, that'll be enough to hold some gen alpha kid's attention lol
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