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natters, 28, chronically ill, mixed race (chinese and white) I DO NOT EXPERIENCE THE SAME AMOUNT OR DEGREE OF RACISM THAT MY BLACK PEERS DO, nonbinary I DO NOT EXPERIENCE TRANSMISOGYNY, bi. dumbshit blog.

[mahrahpalestine]

The war is back on Gaza again. All the negotiators are liars. Everyone is deceiving us.

My family is waiting for your help here.

[amalgamcorps]

i uh.. um.. i have to go... sorry

*flies away forever*

[jkottke]

Clipart Studio lets you cut up magazines sourced from the Internet Archive, images from Wikimedia Commons, & files you’ve uploaded, and create art collages from them. This is great — be sure to check out the gallery.

[capacity2]

You’ll be sitting on my apparatus

[greelin]

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

[segamascott]

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

[clown-titties]

@pastabot

[pagingmrhermann]

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[sunburnt-brian]

[hiveswap]

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[teabree-shark]

[miamaimania]

One bird, still perched. ⊡ Linen and wool hanging fragment · Egypt, c. 200–642 AD · Royal Ontario Museum, Toronto

[jakeperalta]

have harry potter fans considered getting a grip on reality

[htmelle]

-grave

Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’

Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach

Link because I couldn't believe it. Shout out to this insanity and also that people refuse to stop messing with an ecologically sensitive site.

[lampfaced]

I hate it here.

[clown-titties]

mobile websites that dont let you zoom in are my mortal fucking enemy what are u hidingggg

[charseraph]

Vent post cancelled I accidentally clicked this gif and it’s right. I should have hope

[salaciouscrumbb]

when your dash is all the same filtered tag

[idc0o]

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows