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eixd-deactivated20150710

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.

did you google how to take a screen shot

ok but it is INSANE that there’s an episode of supernatural where dean says “i know 2 things: bert and ernie are gay, and you are not gonna die a virgin” to castiel THEN takes him to a strip club where cas is clearly uncomfortable with women and THEN gets thrown out cuz cas tells a girl it’s not her fault her dad left (as if that doesn’t directly apply to dean AND cas) and then dean comments he’s never been this happy huh weird. AND it all takes place in an episode titled free to be you and me???

i’m going to scream

jemariel

Then it time skips to the next day, yes, t'is a fanfiction gap m'lord

clownfluencer

Ok I can’t remember if this takes place before or after they find out God is quite literally writing published books about their lives and they have a whole entire fandom around them but I like to think that all the gay shit going on is the fanfiction people write being that fucking powerful that it can influence their lives.

I have no good backing on this and it’s been YEARS since I’ve watched supernatural and especially these episodes but it’s just a fun little theory I have

dogpuppy

goatedgreen

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

azaablue

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

dogpuppy

3000s

wait a minute..... these arent my memories

3000s

ughh. why does my head hurt

kymeira

jinjeriffic

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

elkian

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

silly-signs

Official silly sign(s)

clownfluencer

I’d like to thank everyone for not spoiling the ending because that was a very marvellous surprise

dogpuppy

#good boy

horsefriend

putnamspuppeteer

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

brookietf

catgirlforeskin

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

seraphiminn

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

catboybiologist

happy pride

ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

sweet-nothings04

zapsoda

redraw of my first fanart of him

nutbuster7000

(shouting over the loud music to the guy next to me at a crowded bar) no no listen. there's two types of piss kink, okay? there's the wetting kind and the golden showers kind. the wetting kind is all about loss of control. desperation. it's about surrendering yourself to your irresistible physical urges. it makes pissing a submissive act. sit back down i'm not finished. the golden showers kind is about pissing as a dominant act. it's about degradation. objectification. turning a person with agency into something dirty to be used for relief. there's overlap between the two but both can be used to reinforce different power dynamics in bdsm contexts. where are you going

drowninginredink

No see. You're missing piss as feet.

You know this post?

Yeah, so feet means "I just like this thing. I think it's hot." The way most people feel about genitals and boobs and stuff, except some of us feel that way about feet or balloons or pee. Don't forget piss as feet!