Clownish Theorist

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[clownishtheorist]

*whips and naenae’s my way onto your feed* hey

[clownishtheorist]

How are all women not atleast bi? Like at least 1 in every 2 women I see everyday is jaw droppingly beautiful and then… you show me the average man and it’s like..he has nice eyes??? I guess???

[clownishtheorist]

god hes such a MAN. (derogatory)

[clownishtheorist]

Update: we broke up over a month ago (less than a week after this was posted) for the better !! Fuck you riley 🧍

[frogwithfeelings]

A while ago i made a list of 'silly little guys' (real people and fictional characters) on my notes app so I'm posting it here because I don't know what to do with this information

unlike other lists I've made I have no definitive criteria they just have the vibes and that's it, so here goes:

Brian David Gilbert

the johns from they might be giants

Will Wood

Herbert West

Charlie Kelly

Abed Nadir

Bret mckenzie

Jerma

The riddler (specifically the batman, but comics riddler applies too)

Neil Cicierega

Gonzo

Rick Moranis

Weird Al

Martin Short

Michael Cera

feel free to suggest more :)

[clownishtheorist]

god hes such a MAN. (derogatory)

[iftadwascool]

you can have Luigi beat your dad with an axe

[mmmmmmmmmmmmsoup]

I haven’t seen one winter king fanfic or head canon, and I must say…

I AM DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF YOU.

[clownishtheorist]

ME TOO I NEED SOME IMMEDIATELY

[1percentcharge]

blood is so cool

[1percentcharge]

its like a magic liquid that keeps you alive. AND its bold red like the most cuntservy color possible and a little blood on the outside of your body and everyone’s attention is on you. It commands the room. AND it tastes good

[1percentcharge]

this is a normal take ! 👍

[radicalgraff]

Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the two dominant supermarket chains in Australia.

[clownishtheorist]

HELLO !! I haven’t posted here in a HOT MINUTE but y’all should definitely go read the first chapter of my webtoon! I’ve been working really hard on getting this done for the greater part of a year. It takes place in rural Australia and has a bit of a horror twist with commentary on mental health and manipulative/toxic relationships. It also has murder, cults and gay people. A lot of gay people. So read it. Please.

[cinquieme]

dear matt stone faltering in and out of character:

i need you in a way that is inconceivable to the mortal mind

[treyisms]

i need him biblically

[clownishtheorist]

Opposites attract us like the best trope ever

[clownishtheorist]

I love Riddlebat. But not #emoboy x #gaytwink Riddlebat. I love the riddle bat dynamic in which ed hates Bruce Wayne but LOVES Batman. Like he’s walking around the streets thinking about how much he LOOVES Batman and then sees Bruce Wayne and he just goes “FUCKING KILL YOURSELF”

[clownishtheorist]

“That’s… MY uniform”

[alien-of-earth]

Gay Puppet Alignment Chart 🤯

(Note: This isn’t representative of my view of a ship or a character, merely how I best sorted the morals of each of these felted queers :)

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