* TRASH MOUTH !

he’s  leaking  hamburger  helper !

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@clownkills​     ♡’d     !!

           ❛     that  is SO  not  funny  ,  richie  .     ❜     eddie  had  jumped  a  𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄  into  the  air  when  his  friend  popped  out  of  the  bushes  with  absolutely  NO  warning  .     ❛     i  could’ve  had  a  heart  attack  ,  or  something  !!     ❜

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His laugh was loud, hearty. The reaction was expected, sure, but it was still hilarious to see. Stepping out from behind his hiding place, Richie made up his best impression of a doctor. “Well, Mr. Kaspbrak seems like you’re still alive to me! Got all your bones and your heart is still pumping, so hush it!”

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Eyebrows darted quickly and without a care, because OBVIOUSLY Richie had his doubts about this boy’s words. “He’s your cousin dude, you would know by being that close to him he’d act like that. The weirdo’s got anger issues!” 

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A giggly smile flashed for mere seconds before Richie adjusted his glasses, pretending to be somewhat offended.

“Very funny, Billy ‘ol boy, very funny. But, all I found was was stuff about knights from the ooooldeen times — bleh, BORING. Gave up on it immediately.”

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BEFORE  SHIPPING  WITH  ME ,  YOU  NEED  TO  KNOW   //  

i  will  get  invested  almost  instantly. 

i  will  invade  your  inbox  //  im’s  //  discord  etc  for  plots  //  headcanon’s  //  and  general  yelling  about  our  ship. 

i  will  tag  you  in  gifsets  //  images  //  posts  that  remind  me  of  our  ship.  

i  will  send  you  almost  every  meme  you  reblog  //  pop  into  your  ask  IC  spontaneously.  

i  will  get  on  your  nerves  eventually  but  that’s  fine  we’re  fine  it’s  fine.  

i  won’t  force  anything  on  you  that  you’re  not  comfortable  with  and  will  always  discuss  any  uncomfortable  //  triggering  subjects  with  you.  because  as  my  rp  partner  and  friend  i  respect  you  and  your  boundaries.  

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@lovermade said: “*gives you the middle finger*” ;)  / /  Silent Action Starters !!

It was returned as Richie stuck out the tip of his tongue, moving his head around in a mocking manner. That was all that was exchanged between the two, until what he assumed would be endless bickering soon ensued later on. For now, it was just them kicking at each other and flipping the bird.

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silent / action starters

“*ruffles your hair*”

“*finger guns*”

“*looks through your stuff*”

“*runs into at full speed*”

“*kisses your cheek*”

“*kicks*”

“*pulls on ski mask*”

“*licks lips*”

“*leaps into your arms*”

“*wiggles eyebrows*”

“*drags you away by the arm*”

“*rolls eyes*”

“*gives you the middle finger*”

“*pokes*”

“*begins to tap dance*”

“*eats a sandwich*”

“*puts hands on hips*”

“*gives thumbs up*”

“*blows you a kiss*”

“*punches your arm*”

“*cracks knuckles*”

“*starts rubbing your shoulders*”

“*takes shirt off*”

“*looks at disapprovingly*”

“*wipes tear away*”

“*taps foot*”

“*gestures to come closer*”

“*blows balloon*”

“*gets down on one knee*”

“*tackles you to the ground*”

“*lights candle*”

“*throws ball*”

“*makes a heart with hands*”

“*smirks*”

“*gives thumbs down*”

“*lifts you into the air*”

“*blows nose*”

“*paints your nails*”

“*puts head on your shoulder*”

“*trips you*”

“*sticks tongue out at*”

“*chokes on own spit*”

“*flexes*”

“*locks door*”

“*glares at*”

“*holds your hand*”

“*pinches*”

“*waves at*”

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click for quality cause tumblr is stinky // personals do not reblog // I made this for my richie account but didn’t feel like switching lol

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@tokenoffered​ liked for a one - liner!

“Just, leave me alone, dude.”

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“Pink Mickey Mouse...Never thought I’d live to see the day.”

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@deliciousfear  liked for a one - liner!

“Fuck you!”

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@spitexwired liked for a one - liner!

“What the fuck kind of summer camp is this?”

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“So, I’ve been studying the blade—”

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@invaderofdoom started following you!

“Is that a fucking gremlin?”

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Hey! Are you interested in boys with a dirty sense of humor? What about boys that barely have any memory of saving his town from a killer clown? Boys that are losers? Well, this blog is the one for you! Like / Reblog to interact with a DASH - ONLY , CHAPTER 2 SPOILER FREE RICHIE TOZIER from Stephen King’s IT franchise! Penned by Val!