exasperated agent

moonlights as a bemused smuggler star wars, warframe, gw2, etc. 30+, biromantic ace

[shecamefromwildspace-deactivate]

Theron: Can the sarcasm, Lana.

Lana: I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

[tokyo-fashion]

Karumu on the street in Harajuku wearing a vintage Japanese kimono with a ruffle top, lace corset, top hat, vintage briefcase, tassels belt, and New Rock cowboy boots. Full Look

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

[godith024]

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

[kedreeva]

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

[jupiter235]

OP Tell them I love them!

[writerandstudent]

Are they good guard birds?

[kedreeva]

That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’

They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.

However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:

Your car

Neighbors

that one leaf that moved in the wind

the wind

deer in the woods

a hawk overhead

an airplane that might be a hawk overhead

each other

a noise they heard

a noise they thought they heard

sparrows

seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it

that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good

the feather that fell off their own body and scared them

thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)

the sun arriving

the sun departing

sometimes predators I guess

[cutepetclub]

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

[slightly-oblivvyous]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

[haintxblue]

the caption did not prepare me

[followthebluebell]

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[naamahdarling]

Now THESE are CATS.

[st-pam]

[elsinore-snores]

some really beautiful african architecture because honestly this site is so western-centric

mako

unknown

cameroon

burkina faso

mali

Ndebele

burkina faso

please add more if you can!

[ayeshapoptropica]

these are SO BEAUTIFUL

[musinvenusian]

MALI IS MY FAVORITE. I LOVE THE COLORS 😍😍😍😍😍

[misshoneywheeler]

The rock-hewn churches of Lalibela, Ethiopia

The Great Temple of Ramesses II at Abu Simbel, Egypt

The Nubian Pyramids at Meroe, Sudan

Stone Town, Zanzibar, Tanzania

Bibliotheca Alexandrina in Alexandria, Egypt, a commemoration of the destroyed Library at Alexandria

Bosjes Chapel, South Africa

The Gando School by Diébédo Francis Kéré, Gando, Burkina Faso

The Dyeji Building, Luanda, Angola

[ataraxiacrafts-deactivated20200]

These are so cool. The Ethiopian churches were especially noteworthy.

[mostlysignssomeportents]

A deep dive into stalkerware's creepy marketing, illegal privacy invasions, and terrible security

Stalkerware – spyware sold to people as a means of keeping tabs on their romantic partners, kids, employees, etc – is a dumpster fire of terrible security (compounded by absentee management), sleazy business practices, and gross marketing targeted at abusive men who want to spy on women.

To make matters worse, many security companies refuse to treat stalkerware as malware, and cops around the world make liberal, illegal use of it.

Now, the University of Toronto’s Citizen Lab (previously) has released an interdisciplinary report into the stalkerware industry, which systematically affirms that the stalkerware industry markets itself explicitly to abusive men who want to target women (including ex-partners and stalking targets); that its information security practices put all the data gathered via its products at risk of being breached and dumped; and that it is violently out-of-compliance with Canadian law (as the report dryly notes, “there were significant and disturbing failures by the companies in this study to obtain meaningful and ongoing consent”).

In some ways, there’s nothing new in this report; but it’s fantastic to have all these scattered reports of the problems with stalkerware summarized in a single report, with extensive references and accompanying legal and security analysis.

https://boingboing.net/2019/06/12/tech-for-abusers.html

[phoenixcollective]

reblog if you would be fine sharing a restroom with a transgender person

[ataraxiacrafts-deactivated20200]

Without question. It’s none of my business what someone has under their clothes anyway.

[rottenbutrecovering]

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

[anonymouscomrade]

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

[cantabilechaos]

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

[thecrystalfems]

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

[dancingspirals]

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

[crybourg]

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

[adrenaline-addiction]

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

[okamikodomo]

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

[glyndarling]

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

[standbyyourmantis-deactivated20]

Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads

Support veelas who seduce random townspeople

Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers

STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!

[butchious]

friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.

[z-nogyrop]

destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains

some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull

some zombies can’t digest them

some zombies just don’t like the taste

all of these zombies are STILL VALID

[sonnivate]

DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON

[unrussledjimmys]

This post gets worse every time I see it

[yilingboi]

OhmyGOD

[petrichorprophet]

LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[anxietyandsushi-deactivated2018]

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

[threeswordsstyle]

DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE

[epic-games-official]

ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.

STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS

[fierceawakening]

stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system

[artemis-crimson]

demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!

[american-assassin-and-superhero]

Quit excluding Centaurs because they’re half human!

[evilkitten3]

Not ALL lamiae eat children! Stop stereotyping!

[piss-pirate]

#NotAllGiants say Fee Fi Fo Fum #NotAllGiants can smell the blood of Englishmen #NotAllGiants grind bones to make their bread #NotAllGiants!

[randomishramblings-tiltheend]

oh my god @overexciteddragon

[wasoverexciteddragon-deactivate]

WHY DID YOU TAG ME ON THIS BUT ALSO I HAVE THE NEED TO READ AN ENTIRE FUCKING NOVEL SERIES

[brodyquests-deactivated20201104]

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

This is just discourse in the world of that new Pixar movie, Onward.

[captain-narava-felidae-riggs]

GOBLIN HOARDS ARE ALSO VALID FIGHT ME!

[starrypawz]

If you ask a werewolf if its that time of the month you’re an asshole!

Not 👏 all 👏werewolves 👏 are👏allergic 👏to 👏 chocolate 👏 they 👏know 👏better 👏 than 👏you 👏

[exasperatedagent]

stop 👏 stealing 👏 from 👏 dragons 👏

stop pretending that stealing from dragons doesn't endanger the livelihoods of everyday people. It doesn't just affect the Dragon. Just because dragons rampaging through local villages and burning them to the ground in search of their stolen treasure is "illegal", doesn't mean it isn't going to happen.

[spacecase64]

[ataraxiacrafts-deactivated20200]

He really IS breathtaking.

[jasvvy]

we stan a legend. 

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I don’t even play this game or know who she is, but this is such peak cat energy I have to reblog it.

[exasperatedagent]

[canadianmomcrochets]

Be on the look out pls 😉

[crochetmelovely]

🤣🤣🤣

[angelofberlin2000]

Actor Keanu Reeves walks on stage to speak about “Cyberpunk 2077” -The Microsoft Theater on June 09, 2019 in LA

[ognevkafenella]

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[jaybarou]

Did they stutter?

[darkestwings]

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

[todaysbird]

[exasperatedagent]

that cat looks so done with that bird's shit

[vaspider]

At least half a dozen people including my rabbi have sent me this image today.

Amazing.

[catchymemes]

[ladiesgamesboomboxtherapy]

Khajiit has wares If you have coin…