ClownLordz

Artist/Lurker 21 Yrs old Gay Clown Artist

[the-nameless-human200]

I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

[witless-winion1]

headcanon that Telemachus, post-Ithaca, once jokingly called Odysseus ‘captain’.

after seeing the look in his father’s eyes, he never did it again.

[petorahs]

would you still love me again?

[clownlordz]

MY FEELINGSSSS

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS SO BEAUTIFULLY

[mister-random]

Mauga doesn't have sharp vampire-like fangs, bro got meat tearing, bone crushing, carnivore canines, If he bit you playfully, he wouldn't leave a mark, cuz his teeth aren't sharp enough, but if he has the intention to hurt, he can maul you like a pitbull

Had to get this out of my chest, I was listening "Entre Caníbales" by Soda Stereo and it does things to me

AAAAAAAA COMEEE DE MIII COME DE MII CAARNEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAA ENTRE CANÍBALEEES AAAAAA TOMATE EL TIEMPO EN DESMENUZARMEEE AAAAAAA ENTRE CANÍBALEEES ENTRE CANÍBALES. Edit: Bloodless version

[clownlordz]

I like the way you think, funny man

[clownlordz]

Ha...Hamzard......

[mister-random]

More self Indulgent doodles

[junjomonstah]

Did you guys know they recently added Bowser to Overwatch ?? They're calling him Hazard for some reason though idk dude it's odd...

[clownlordz]

Been years since I actually posted something.. Hazard my beloved💜

[starleska]

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@inverselyanalog discovered this fantastic post from Clown’s Tumblr two years ago which contains apparent prank call conversations between You and some of the Welcome Home cast!! 👀 i cut and amplified the talk Wally has with you - now you know what he sounds like 😉 

Transcript:

Wally: “Hello? …Hello?…

Ha ha ha ha ha! I’m only kidding. I know you’re there. Did you like my joke? I think you are going to say…’Yes!’. Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha! It’s…hard, to hear you think through this…‘funny phone’. Very fuzzy. A little like me. Speaking of…

Do you know who I am?

*Gasps* Oh no! Well, that’s not neighbourly at all. We’ve never met before. Don’t worry, though. You and I haven’t spoken, but I’ve seen you…whenever you’ve looked into my eyes. What did you see, when you did? Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha! I hope you saw a friend. But I’m not sure you saw a name…

Sit still.

Let’s start over.

Ring. Ring. Ring. Click!

Hi. I’m Wally. I’m so happy to finally meet you. I think you’re the absolute most.

Uh oh. I have to go now. Everyone is probably thinking about their strange phone call. What fun to talk about! Don’t worry though, neighbour. It will be a little joke between you and me. They’re not ready to meet you yet. Remember, until you hear me again, keep your smile merry, and always know that I love you very much.

Goodbye!’

[zagreus]

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[zagreus]

my mouth

[usoppsweave]

[soulcalibur]

THE RANGE??

[earths-trying-angel]

i pressed play and continued scrolling as i waited for the audio to load. i immediately forgot i did so, so when this shit started playing, i thought my phone got hacked or something and i started crying.

[watatsumi-island]

WHAT IS THIS. PLEASE TELL ME. AND WHERE IS IT FROM? BECAUSE I LOVE IT.

[zagreus]

i will tell you! it is an audio recording of a funney tumblr post i saw On Line. nothing more and nothing less :)

[eldritchdraaks]

PesterQuest Asset Rip MASTER POST

I upload assets from every volume of PesterQuest as they are released. I did this with Hiveswap Friendsim too.  Below the cut is a full directory to every post, which I will continue to update. If there’s something missing from the list, let me know and I’ll upload it.

Keep reading

[greedstw-deactivated20230702]

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[quintushazard-deactivated202512]

My first Homestuck animatic request is here!!

[dontkillhimyouclown]

Cody: One time, I had a mental breakdown, and I locked myself in my room and cried for like two hours straight

Cody: When I finally checked my phone, I got a text notification saying “I miss you,” and it really helped me feel a lot better

Cody: Then I realized it was from Duolingo and I cried even harder.

[plushmon]

https://youtu.be/pdI7lwi0AOw

Look what just made

[beelas-bees-art]

First/Previous(you are here! :D)/ Next

Whoop whoop, first Hlvrai comic part done. Wuh oh, Gordon! Your AI are alive! Look out for part 2 soon (right now I have 6 parts sketched out 👀)

Transcript:

B: You know none of this is real, right?

G: Huh?

G: What..

G: Did you say??

B: I said…

B: None of this is real.

B: But you already knew that didn’t you, Player?

G: How-… you’re self aware?

B: We all are.

B: The others just don’t like to face it.

G/B: …

B: So? What now?

B: Gonna shut off the game now that the immersion’s ruined?

B: Gonna leave us all to rot, Cringeman?

B: Huh?

G: …

G: I don’t know…

[dustydoodles]

i painted………………. a boy.