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I have only just truly gotten into the agere/petre within like the past two months. It's already gotten my heart in a chokehold and I do already plan to make my own food..soo I know this isn't exactly your niche but can you please do pup regressor Razor justice, perhaps including cg!Lisa too? I will sincerely appreciate it.
This technically is my niche don't worry!! I do petre I just don't post much with it since it's harder for me to make headcanons but I love it regardless :) !
You didn't specify if you'd like a drabble or headcanons so I'll do headcanons for now
Puppy Regressor Razor (+ CG Lisa)
-> Protective puppy Razor, he holds dearly onto family and will always circle around his mama and barks at anyone he deems 'dangerous'
-> Belgian Malinois puppy !! Belgians are very stubborn, protective, and alert dogs while also being hyper and eager to please!! It's exactly how Razor acts and he sees himself in these dogs.
-> Razor loves to curl up in his mama's lap and nuzzle against her arms as she pets his head <3 Razor loves pets so much!!
-> Has to go on lots of walks or play a lot, he's very hyper!! Razor specifically loves playing fetch!!
-> Razor loves being called "pup", "Mallie", and "Razie" !
-> Hates having a babysitter, he feels very protective over his mama and cannot fathom someone else watching him. Very much needs a babysitter who is like his ONLY babysitter so he can gain attachment to them too.
-> This leads to Jean and Kaya being his only babysitters since they already hang around Lisa a lot and Razor has been around them while regressed already
my dear pookie wookie blueberry muffin recipe cutie patootie little ratatouille chef cheesecake pie cherry on top whipped cream chocolate frosting with sprinkles and vanilla sugar toe curling, blood boiling chocolate ganache cake strawberry cream morning coffee with creamer, snookie dookie wookie pookie gumdrop snickerdoodle honey bunches of cats pumpkin pie toaster strudel blueberry cheesecake muffin berry topped with peanut butter jelly jam sprinkles and blue raspberry crumbs with a side of vanilla ice tea with extra sugar and ganache sprinkled rotisserie chicken with soy sauce and milk, popeye biscuit with honey, toyota camry interior desian landscapina buisness. cookie roast pancake sweet honeybun sweetie bear marmalade cheese curd mochicken, small fry cracker barrel old people cutie bune Sweet cheeks me chicken christmas split presents, sweet smelling candle wrapped in a hot dog With cookie wookie snookie sugar honey bun ball sugar plum :33 I know ive made you talk about Furina with PPV but I was wondering if youve got anything about Focalars.
Like im kinda curious what happened to her since this is like a modern au ya know. And from what I know about her she was sentenced to death so like is it the same here or is the sentence different.
You’re so so strange Monty /pos
Anywayssss PPV Focalors..I’m sure I can think up something :)
-> clearing out my inbox as I try and get back into genshin <3 sorry if this is short! I did my best ^^,
-> So she’s still in a way “sentenced to death” but it’s more. Social than literal. In the trial where everything is found out she is sentenced to be exiled rather than killed !! She’s just socially ‘killed’ as the name Focalors becomes taboo and you never hear anyone mention her unless it’s in hushed whispers and rumors that fly through the city.
-> Because Furina and Focalors are identical twins it’s incredibly difficult for Furina to separate herself from what happened. She notices how people tend to stare at her a little longer and their stares shift from glares to looks of pity.
-> Focalors was Furinas original caregiver !!
-> They had a very conflicting relationship as Furina adored her sister to the moon and back but no matter what age she was there was no understanding what her sister was doing. Why was she putting them both through this?
-> The reason for Focalors actions is something I’m still debating on. It’s difficult to find a way to translate a prophecy that a city is gonna drown and everyone will be killed due to sins of a foregone creator into a modern setting (-ω-、)
-> Focalors was loved before everything happened, people adored their mayor and how dramatic and theatrical she was.
-> Many nights once Furina fell asleep Focalors would sit beside her and cry as she whispered apologies. She didn't want to do everything she did, the circumstances just forced it.
I want so badly to be one of those serious, ride-or-die for blorbo, 24/7 blorboposting, all-you-can-eat blorbo buffet blogs where everything is blorbo and nothing hurts, but I am too distracted by every shiny new blorbo I encounter to ever be that loyal. Sorry, blorbo, welcome to my harem.
Sorry if this has been done before, but do you have any Cyno cg headcanons? I just think Cyno is papa and he makes me feel so cozy and warm
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CG Cyno Headcannons!!
Never worry about asking for a character I may of already done!! My headcannons are ever changing (unless it’s about my PPV au <\3)
Cyno worries he’s not a great carer but anytime he sees his kiddo smile up at him or excitedly show him something all those worries are eased.
He definitely tried to teach his kiddo TCG and quickly realized it’s too complicated and told them to not worry about it
He has a few backup babysitters but his main one is Tighnari !! Despite how long of a trek it is he knows the man 9 times out of 10 can take care of his baby and will do it exceptionally
Is BIG on hydration, sunscreen, and appropriate dressing. He resides in the desert for most of his time he knows how important it is to have all of those and keep on the upkeep of it.
Anytime he has to leave his kid for too long he comes back with souvenirs !! One time it was just a jar of multicolored sand cause he was literally in the middle of nowhere but it was still pretty and now sits on a shelf for his kid to stare at and shake occasionally.
HAIIII May I request cg mavuika HCs? I love her so much!!! Tyyy
Caregiver Mavuika !!
Mavuika is so incredibly a mama, she’s great with kids of any age but she “specializes” in older kiddos - they’re easier for her to direct especially if she ends up needing to run around Natlan.
One of the things Mavuika loves to do is playing tag! She loves the many ways you can play it and she just adores chasing around her kiddos and swinging them around when she gets them!!
She’s not a top notch cook so she loves that all her kids like easy to make meals that are super difficult to mess up — just ignore that she has in fact occasionally messed up pasta.
Mavuika spoils her kiddos, partially just cause she can but there is an underlying guilt that fuels her spoiling. She feels a bit bad for the fact that her kids cannot always have her full attention due to her archon duties.
Mavuika absolutely hates leaving her babies with a babysitter, she does her best to never need to but sometimes the duty of an archon means she must. Whenever she does need to she only trusts a couple people to watch them - her top one being Xilonen!!
My life has calmed down !! I’m back !!! I didn’t want to make this post til I had something that could be posted so don’t worry this is for real. I’m back and ready to write and be absolutely bananas for this game. Linnea makes me so happy the second I’m done with requests (dw I love them) I’m writing a headcannon post for her.
More about what was happening under cut ^^,
So as I had mentioned on the last thing I posted, my dad was in and out of the ER and ended up staying in the hospital for about a week. He’s since been released and is doing better but still struggling quite a bit. I’m just happy hes home now, I love my dad so much and it was so scary while he was gone :(
Then my friend group started getting rocky and I was crashing out cause weve all been friends for YEARS and I was so so worried - we got it figured out tho!!
And then I may or may not have quit my job…in my defense !!! They were beginning to mistreat their employees and a lot of us were crying often cause of how bad it was getting and the manager was super demeaning and talked to us like we were idiots and gaslighting and guilttripping us (-ω-、)
While I was coping with that all and beginning to get myself back into order my sister decided to get married so I had to prep for that and then go to the event and I’m so happy for her!!
Idk who this is but hi!! I’m doing okay just a lot is currently going on in my life. My dad was in and out of the ER for a bit and is still recouping from his health scare, my friend group was collapsing for a moment, and my job is pelting me with rocks The Lottery style so I’ve had no energy or motivation to write ^^,,, I swear I’m still here tho !!
I’m trying to get the couple of requests I have done but it’s difficult, I do still enjoy seeing them in my inbox so nobody be afraid to send stuff <3 it makes my day knowing people are still thinking of my silly little blog
Because I have no requests and am thinking about him..he’s just like me fr (autistic as hell) and I’m tired of seeing people hate on him for it…
-> He’s more of a preteen to kid regressor, tending to stick around 13-9 depending on his current mental state. He’s only ever dropped really young after the events of the AQ and his SQ due to the heavy stressors being added to his already high stress levels.
-> He tends to vent regress a bit due to it helping with calming down from overstimulation and just generally being overwhelmed !!
-> It’s typically not obvious when Alhaitham is regressed when he’s in his older headspace, the main tells are his more “kiddish” books (it’s still. statistics and nonfiction but it’s not as complex as his normal ones).
-> If he’s annoyed at somebody he just switches to a language they cannot understand. It’s whiplash sometimes cause on little thing can annoy him and suddenly he’s switched to Mondstadts national language for the next three hours.
-> Alhaitham gets so annoyed at Kaveh who doesn’t let him cook his own foods, he’s 13 not 5!! Let him make his safe food!!
->-> He eventually accepts it but will not talk to Kaveh the entire time the man’s cooking his food cause he’s still a little salty about it.
-> He’s super sensitive to noise and texture when regressed, some days are better than others though.
Thinking about, all my favs having a playdate and how chaotic that would be.
-> Wriothesley and Diluc both trying to get the rest to play hide and seek with them
-> Alhaitham is trying to find a spot to hide and so he can color in peace, he told his cg he didn’t wanna go!! He’s not a playdate kind of person!!
-> Kinich is hiding behind his CG and tearing up because So Many New People, but he warms up eventually and switches around who he’s following every so often
Ayato is asking how to play this game he grew up in high class society! He never got to play these things!!!
Flins is tugging on another’s sleeve and wanting to hold hands - he loves contact just hold his hand !!! He’s also eagerly nodding along with Ayato, being a fae means he’s not used to these human games.
hihi!! Can you pretty please make me some Cg! Signora headcanons if your requests are open? Thank you!!
Caregiver Signora!
Ofc ofc! I don’t know too much about her so I’m sorry if these aren’t the best or are short <3
-> She’s a strict caregiver but still manages to balance the line of strict and overwhelmingly so, she just wants to make sure you’re safe and cared for. Especially with what happened to her lover, it may be a trauma response sure but can you blame her?
-> While Signora is quite stoic and mainly shows a snarky side, she always makes sure to try and show her little one a calmer and more caring part of her. Something that got tucked away years ago when she was still just a young girl.
-> Loves dress up ! If her kid wants to put her in a sparkly tiara and a fluffy dress she’ll do it in a heartbeat. It makes her so happy to try on the outfits her kiddo makes up then watch their face light up as she does a spin and tells them how wonderful it is!!
-> Signora never needs anyone to babysit, it doesn’t matter what is going on the second her baby shows signs of slipping she’s cancelling everything and being there for her little one. No Capitano she does not need you to watch them while she is busy, there’s no such thing as busy for her!!
Im glad im not the only one to see the Diluc + Varka agere potential <333 I feel like Varka has girldad energy and he'd definitely like doing his kids' hair. Honestly the neater ponytail Diluc has in his other outfit is probably Varka's doing lol
Varka just has Dad energy..to be fair tho idk what girl dad energy is ｡･ﾟ(ﾟ><ﾟ)ﾟ･｡ im the most media illiterate gen z you can find I swear !! I have no clue what 90% of terms mean.
ALSO YES THAT NEAT PONYTAIL WAS VARKA !!! Yknow Dilucs super put-together and fluffy manga hair? All Varkas doing. He sits Diluc down in the morning with a juice cup and cartoons and does his hair <33
Varka is so papa…also I will pair anyone with my favs I can find a way to make it work !!
I have a lot of thoughts abt Papa Varka and small Diluc :> do you maybe have any hcs? (I know I've requested a lot recently so feel free to reply later!)
PLEASE NEVER STOP REQUESTING..I'm going rabid and only have like 2 requests rn </3 !!! I don't care if you're requesting a lot, you could send in like 20 asks and be the only person and I'd be ecstatic.
ANYWAYS OFC I DO ＼(≧▽≦)／!!
-> Varka always sends Diluc letters when he's away, there's always two of them - one titled "for Diluc" and the other titled "for Cub" for whenever he's small and missing Varka. The letters for cub are always embellished stories and ramblings of cute things Varka saw or new people he met that he thinks Diluc would like. They always end with a little message about how much Varka misses him and that he hopes to return soon.
-> Diluc is always the first person Varka runs to personally see once he finishes official business, he knows the boy misses him dearly and typically Diluc drops right then and there as soon as Varka appears. It’s why officially festivities are asked to be pushed back a bit upon returns. Sure the other troops may need a moment but it’s asked for selfish reasons too, he misses his son and his son missed him.
-> This one is so just a personal thing but it’s not weird for Diluc to “accidentally” call Varka dad in public. Everyone in Mondstadt already knows/assumes that Varka took on a fatherly roll for both Diluc and Kaeya after The Incident so nothing is thought of it.
-> Speaking of the public, Diluc HATES being small in public - it freaks him out and he has really bad Invisible Audience Syndrome so he constantly is paranoid he’s being judged. Varka makes sure it’s super rare that they have to go out but if they do he always covers Diluc up in a big jacket of his so they can’t see his hair and eyes and zips it all the way up <3
-> Varka is the silliest papa of all time..he is constantly searching for ways to make Diluc laugh and half the time it ends with Addie also quietly snickering behind her hand as she busies herself around the Winery. He’s done classic gags of silly faces to fully dousing himself in flower and water (Like the MLP:FIM pinkie pie gag) (he cleaned up his mess!! Adelinde tried to help but he told her it was his mess and he’s a responsible adult then sat her down with a snack and made her relax).
-> Adelinde is Varkas top babysitter for when he’s out, if for whatever reason she cannot watch him Varka 100% trusts her to find a suitable and safe caregiver. The two are also in constant communication while Varka is out on his trips!
Do you have any Columbina or Sandrone headcanons? ^^
Im gonna select to do HCs for Sandrone as I’m still trying to figure out what I think for Columbina (I LOVE HER BUT GIRL GIMME SOMETHING <\3)
-> Regressor..oh she’s such a regressor. I don’t care that she’s a robot that girl manages to regress. Sandrone is a kid space regressor, she never fully knows her age but from what she’s read it identifies around 7-9!!
-> You’d think she’d be a “bratty” kid but she’s actually kinda shy!! She tends to hide behind her caregiver or Pulonia’s legs and wait til the stranger looks away to tug on her cgs sleeve and ask to leave.
-> When she does get close to someone she is very blunt and lets her opinions be known, this tends to accidentally hurt people’s feelings and when it gets brought up she does always feel bad!! She just has poor tone control.
-> Sandrone definitely loves to tinker with scrap metal, her designs aren't as intricate and thought out as when she's big but she's still able to create small things!!
-> Babysitter Pulonia... that's all.
-> She's not a big fiction reader even in her headspace, anytime she gets her hands on a book it's always a nonfiction book on some historical event or about automatons. Her CG is always forced to read it to her for bedtime and its the most boring thing ever but whatever makes the kid happy!!
