cluc

My name is Maximiliana "cluckle a chuckle" Kennedy-Herron. I'm a trans lesbian spider and I'm on the Web!

[cluc]

Random Magical Effect!

How was it?

Nothing happened, either literally or effectively.

I think... The world might have just ended?

I have no idea. I need someone to explain this to me.

I have no idea, but I don't care/don't need this explaining to me.

I don't think I'm coming back from this.

This is terrible! I hate this so much! How could this happen to me?

This is amazing! I think I won!

I acquired a small boon!

A minor nuisance/slightly scary.

This changes everything.

With some effort, I can make this work for me.

An major nuisance/very scary.

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2025

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[cluc]

My face sprites for World of Xeen (Might and Magic 4 and 5), modified from the same sprites used in Might and Magic 3. February 2021.

[cluc]

Might and Magic 2 style sprites, January 2021, made to accompany my playthrough.

[cluc]

A Might and Magic style sprite, made in December 2020 to accompany my playthrough of Might and Magic 1.

[cluc]

My Caves of Qud sprite (default in-game colours - hair remains pink regardless of attire), March 2024

[swampthingy]

[armamentor]

Vanessa Hudgens as “The Black Widow (2020)”

photographed by Franz Szony

[cluc]

There are some tiny upys here.

[cluc]

This is a 1:72 scale Paraphysornis brasiliensis. It's like. It's a funny radioactive green one from Tēbû though.

It's a print of a 3D scanned model from the Natural History Museum Vienna, which uploaded a ton of shit to sketchfab that appears, to my delight, to be the real full and accurate sizes when imported into a slicer or w/e.

Notably, this was effectively my first attempt at any sort of miniature painting (aside from some very halfhearted attempts made when I was about 12, which is 18 years ago, so forever ago).

[cluc]

Its arm came off when I dropped it so I was forced to replace it with a parasite.

[cluckle-a-chuckle]

THIS IS MY PARASITE! SHE IS 5CM LONG AND IS BASED LOOSELY ON THIS:

WHICH WAS ONE OF MANY DELIGHTFUL RESULTS FOR THE PROMPT "toy parasite".

"WHAT KIND OF PARASITE" you ask? "HOW DOES IT FEED, ETC?" WELL I started making this BEFORE bogleech posted that thing about how parasites are designed AND neuralblender was the creative lead on it not me.

SO with that in mind, she is a magical creature that feeds on the spiritual energy of elephant eyeballs. She lives in the back of eye sockets and also preys on things like loxodons and mammoths. She's constantly trying to grow more eyeballs but she can only manage one at a time, all the others don't come out right, partly because she tragically doesn't have genetics.

[cluc]

Wow!!! Love this!!! Thing that I did!!

[cluc]

small model made from milliput and various other materials, including a beanie baby and barbie hair. Made sometime before 2014.

[cluc]

Me in the Marsh of Chelimber. Made on the 17th of June, 2016.

[cluc]

Portrait of self with Lucrezia, my Cradily. Gouache on a page from a magazine.

Painted in November 2014, revised in December 2015.

original

[cluc]

i was born to hustle roses down the avenues of the dead?

That’s the name of a poem by Charles Bukowski. Not to be confused with another of his poems, “Consummation of Grief”, which features the same line at the end.

[cluc]

PORTRAIT_THREE. Drawn, printed and painted in May, 2015.

[cluc]

The title page of COMPENDIUM, including PORTRAIT_TWO on the left and S_PALETTE_TWO on the right. Finished in January, 2015.