cleric of the halidom

lissa | fe:a

[clxric]

[filiusregis-blog]

"I—You—How did this even happen?! I’ve been a bit distracted keeping our allies from burning down the camp to keep tabs on my little sister’s rendezvous with my supposed "eternal rival" of all people…! Since when has this been going on?!"

[clxric]

                    "We're not together or anything, not like you and Lon'qu are, I just like him. Maybe he likes me, too! And it's been going on for a while! You don't need to know!"

[filiusregis-blog]

"W-what…?!"

Navy brows knit together in confusion as his sister approached him. While he had always known the princess to be demanding, this was…different, even for her.

"How you might feel? Oh, Gods, Lissa! Don’t—You can’t—You don’t mean to tell me that you actually have feelings for Vaike, do you? Because if this is meant to be some spite trip that you two have cooked up, it isn’t going to fly…!”

[clxric]

                    "Of course I do, you moron! Is it taking you this long just to realize it?

[filiusregis-blog]

"Oh, Gods. Please don’t start crying… Lissa, why are you fighting me on this anyway? You know he’s just doing this to make me mad! You’re all I have left, so if he thinks he’s going to go around treating my sister as bait, then he has another thing coming!”

[clxric]

                    "H-how dare you!"

                    She takes a step closer, her shaky hands curling into firm fists. "What if he isn't? What if he actually cares about me, huh? Have you thought about that? Have you thought about how I might feel? I'm not a delicate little girl anymore, Chrom, so stop treating me like one!"

[filiusregis-blog]

"Are you trying to say there’s a reason I shouldn’t…?”

[clxric]

                    "It'd make me upset!"

[filiusregis-blog]

"He brought this upon himself, Lissa."

[clxric]

                    "You won't even listen to your little sister?!"

[clxric]

                    "P l e a s e."

[clxric]

                    "Please don't kill Vaike for this."

[vaikeinator]

[clxric]

                    "If you don't do it, I will!"

[vaikeinator]

[clxric]

                    "Well?"

[vaikeinator]

[clxric]

[vaikeinator]

—[ ✪ ] “Teach ran out’a pick-up-lines. Let’s make out.”

[clxric]

                    "Wait, really? Okay."

[clxric]

lissa’s gone undercover

IM LAUGHGIN WHATS GOING ON!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vaikeinator]

—[ ✪ ] “Do I know you from somewhere? Because y’look like my future girlfriend.”

[clxric]

                    "I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?"

[fatedexalt-blog]

          "Liiiiiiiiiissssssssaaaaaaaaaaaa.”

[clxric]

[clxric]

Hey, Liss! I lost m'virginity. Can Teach have yours?

                    "I... um... ah..." She can't formulate a proper response to that.

[vaikeinator]

—[ ✪ ] “Hey, Liss! Did’ya ever realize that me ‘n you also rhymes with screw? Coincidence?”

[clxric]

                    "I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?"