The One, The Only, The Owl Lady

What are you, a cop? (( Indie Eda Clawthorne from the Owl House, 18+, panfandom friendly ))

[clxwthorne]

You two are ganging up on me now, is that it?

[aspiringowlet]

IF THE SHOE FITS

[clxwthorne]

Conspiring with my sister, Luz, I can’t believe this...

Well, you were right, but don’t let that go to your head.

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[clxwthorne]

You two are ganging up on me now, is that it?

[clxwthorne]

Oh, yeah, this thing exists.

What are you weirdos up to?

[clxwthorne]

namelikeanelegy​:

I know multiverse theory of course, the dimensional rifts are how we border the human’s world as far as we know, so it only makes sense there may be other adjacent realities. Why a website would break all bounds of that is beyond me but- Wait. Are you implying you’re from a world where I never cured you? Or, well, not cured but, eased your pain.

You WHAT?

Nope, we’re not getting into that just yet. I don’t know what the exact difference is between our timelines, but something clearly changed. Right now, we’re still fighting. That’s probably why Luz got their hackles up at you, come to think of it…

But that’s not even all of it! There are fictional characters here, Lily, it’s pure madness. I love it.

[gamervoid]

… It’s for the best we don’t, yet. But that would make sense if you aren’t just pulling my leg here. At a certain point why wouldn’t reality wrap upon itself to turn myth to material? Sure. Why not!

[clxwthorne]

That’s the spirit! Embrace the madness!

Welcome to hell, Lily. I’m pretty sure there’s literal demons around here, somewhere.

[clxwthorne]

namelikeanelegy​:

I know multiverse theory of course, the dimensional rifts are how we border the human’s world as far as we know, so it only makes sense there may be other adjacent realities. Why a website would break all bounds of that is beyond me but- Wait. Are you implying you’re from a world where I never cured you? Or, well, not cured but, eased your pain.

You WHAT?

Nope, we’re not getting into that just yet. I don’t know what the exact difference is between our timelines, but something clearly changed. Right now, we’re still fighting. That’s probably why Luz got their hackles up at you, come to think of it...

But that’s not even all of it! There are fictional characters here, Lily, it’s pure madness. I love it.

[clxwthorne]

Alright, where is she. Show me the object of ridicule!

[gamervoid]

I am not an “object of ridicule” Edalyn, just a new user of this app.

Glad to see my dear sister has graced us all with her presence after such a long departure, by the by.

[clxwthorne]

Weeeell, unlike some of us around here, I have better things to do than hang around in this dump all day every day. I’m a mover, I’m a shaker, I’ve got garbage piles to root through!

So how’s your life going?

[gamervoid]

If by “moving” and “shaking” you mean floundering with your runework between dumpster diving, yes, I can see why you’d be so possessed. Not that I intend to spend a lot of time here, just enough to build a social circle.

Which, I still, totally have. As you would know if you bothered to pay much mind to your other housemates.

[clxwthorne]

Huh? Runework?

Wait, since when are you one of my other housemates?

ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?

[gamervoid]

Yes? I live here? Edalyn are you alright?

[clxwthorne]

WHAT?

Wait. Hokay, I think I see what’s happening here... Lily, are you familiar with the multiverse, and how this website can pierce through it?

[clxwthorne]

Alright, where is she. Show me the object of ridicule!

[gamervoid]

I am not an “object of ridicule” Edalyn, just a new user of this app.

Glad to see my dear sister has graced us all with her presence after such a long departure, by the by.

[clxwthorne]

Weeeell, unlike some of us around here, I have better things to do than hang around in this dump all day every day. I’m a mover, I’m a shaker, I’ve got garbage piles to root through!

So how’s your life going?

[gamervoid]

If by “moving” and “shaking” you mean floundering with your runework between dumpster diving, yes, I can see why you’d be so possessed. Not that I intend to spend a lot of time here, just enough to build a social circle.

Which, I still, totally have. As you would know if you bothered to pay much mind to your other housemates.

[clxwthorne]

Huh? Runework?

Wait, since when are you one of my other housemates?

ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?

[clxwthorne]

Alright, where is she. Show me the object of ridicule!

[gamervoid]

I am not an “object of ridicule” Edalyn, just a new user of this app.

Glad to see my dear sister has graced us all with her presence after such a long departure, by the by.

[clxwthorne]

Weeeell, unlike some of us around here, I have better things to do than hang around in this dump all day every day. I’m a mover, I’m a shaker, I’ve got garbage piles to root through!

So how’s your life going?

[clxwthorne]

Alright, where is she. Show me the object of ridicule!

[aspiringowlet]

HI EDA I LOVE YOU

[clxwthorne]

Hey, Luz. Having fun tormenting my sister?

[clxwthorne]

Alright, where is she. Show me the object of ridicule!

[clxwthorne]

@aspiringowlet

…Luuuuuuuuz.

Hooty needs detangling from himself again, and I’m abusing my position as your mentor to avoid doing it myself.

[aspiringowlet]

Let me find my gloves first

[clxwthorne]

Atta girl.

[clxwthorne]

@aspiringowlet

...Luuuuuuuuz.

Hooty needs detangling from himself again, and I’m abusing my position as your mentor to avoid doing it myself.

[clxwthorne]

Ah, farts.

[clxwthorne]

Y’know, the weirdest part about the whole cartoon thing is everyone being pre-horrified about Hooty.

I guess it saves the surprise.

[clxwthorne]

I’d call myself more of a staff bi, or a magic bi.

[black-cat-samba]

aaaand Eda

[clxwthorne]

The one and only.

I’m guessing you’re probably from the “eda is a cartoon” school of knowing who I am, right? I swear, nobody on here knows me because they’re from here.

[black-cat-samba]

Yeah mHm yep not a lot of boiling isles people on tumblr I guess huh hahAhAha

[clxwthorne]

Well, let’s see…

There’s me, there’s Luz, Hooty and King have accounts somewhere around here, I think I saw that Blight girl a while ago…

Other than that, not many. Weird, huh?

[black-cat-samba]

WHO GAVE HOOTY A BLOG

[clxwthorne]

Trust me, we’ve all gone through the five stages of grief on that one. It’s just a thing, nothing to be done about it.

He’s not on here often.

[black-cat-samba]

he doesn’t even have hands

[clxwthorne]

Listen to me, kid, because this is important.

Do you really want to know any more about this? Is the answer to how that works worth it?

[clxwthorne]

I’d call myself more of a staff bi, or a magic bi.

[black-cat-samba]

aaaand Eda

[clxwthorne]

The one and only.

I’m guessing you’re probably from the “eda is a cartoon” school of knowing who I am, right? I swear, nobody on here knows me because they’re from here.

[black-cat-samba]

Yeah mHm yep not a lot of boiling isles people on tumblr I guess huh hahAhAha

[clxwthorne]

Well, let’s see…

There’s me, there’s Luz, Hooty and King have accounts somewhere around here, I think I saw that Blight girl a while ago…

Other than that, not many. Weird, huh?

[black-cat-samba]

WHO GAVE HOOTY A BLOG

[clxwthorne]

Trust me, we’ve all gone through the five stages of grief on that one. It’s just a thing, nothing to be done about it.

He’s not on here often.